Swiss Mad Hatter

A fine cocktail made with equal parts of beer gin and absinthe

Dude! I got TRASHED yesterday with your swiss mad hatter

by TheGarzo January 29, 2022

Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.

Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.

by Rhino_Rex July 1, 2016

Swiss Army Lesbian

A lesbian who seems to have a large range of skills, some unnecessary and some you haven't even heard of. If you can think of a skill, there's a high probability at least one Swiss Army Lesbian you know has some knowledge of it.

You want to know how to make candles? Laura's exs are all Swiss Army Lesbians, so she's bound to know one that could teach you.

by TheJoxter May 6, 2019

swiss hammer

The Swiss Hammer is the winner in a round of Limp Biscuit. He is the consumer of the cum covered cracker.

"Beatswifer was the Swiss Hammer. He totally ate that Ritz cracker after 5 other dudes circle jerked on it and he was the last to spew. Wonder if he needs a beer to wash that down?"

by Da Cunning Linguist January 21, 2023

Swiss kuanzikah

A holiday celebrated at Christmas time. One morning I woke up and tried to say Christmas but instead I said Swiss kuanzikah

Everyday that passes by is another day more close to Christmas... happy Swiss kuanzikah

by 1/3 of the HT December 24, 2016

swiss party

Having a sex party where everyone has every orifice plugged by somebody elses bodypart at a given time.

P1: That was a nice swiss party yesterday.
P2 : Yeah it was very penetrating.

by C0PY August 14, 2019

Hung Swiss

East coast(mainly Jersey) meaning having a big dick.

Oh yeah Mikey’s girl said he’s Hung Swiss. I said who’s horse is that

by Hung swiss November 6, 2022