Steak-Snake

A beefsteak which has been skillfully fashioned into the shape of a snake. By carefully carving a steak into one long strip, it takes on the likeness of a snake. A stick with a long thread is often attached to the head of the steak-snake so that one can create the illusion that the snake is alive. A steak-snake is suitable as a gift and is often presented to children on Christmas morning after which it quickly becomes their favourite plaything. Children can often be seen playing with steak-snakes well into March/April once the aroma of the steak has become intolerably pungent. It is not out of the ordinary for steak-snakes to be further decorated with a tongue and eyes crafted respectively from carrot and black peppercorns.

David - "I don't know what to get Johnny for Christmas. Do you have any ideas?"

Mark - "Yeah man, make him a steak-snake, kids love steak-snakes."

"I've had it with these motherfucking steaks on this motherfucking plane!"

by I've heard of one. June 6, 2018

Steak-Sauce the vegetarian

A modern colloquialism used to describe adding “flavor” or vitality and glamor to an otherwise bland or boring situation.

It’s the end of the quarter and sales are bottoming out, I think it’s time to steak-sauce the vegetarian.

by StayGoldSean June 10, 2018

steak mud

N.)
The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas, a byproduct of the large quantities of steak consumed in the last few days

Oh dear lord, who just expelled that Steak Mud?

by MotelPubes July 24, 2018

steakeitis

A medical condition brought on by a lack of chewing ones food, especially meats. Symptoms include coughing, incessant throat clearing, watering eyes and a loss of appetite. While there is currently no cure for steakeitis preventive measures can be taken such as blending, mashing, soaking or simply chewing your food.

Hey guy, is that dude choking to death on his turkey dinner?

No guy, he just has steakeitis.

by Captain awesomeballs December 7, 2018

Steak Fucker

Someone who literally fucks steak.

Used as a form of masturbation.

Someone cuts a hole in a steak and proceeds to insert their genitalia.

“Hey, you look like a steak fucker...”

“My Dad is a steak fucker...”

by NotRebecca December 26, 2018

steakatarian

The opposite of a vegetarian, one who eats only steak.

John is a god damn steakatarian

by #s r = 2 letters April 18, 2019

Steakhouse meatball sub

The undercover name for a type of espionage mission. It involves slipping into the oposition's forces while remaining unnoticed, double agent style. This name is due to how meatballs slipped into steakhouses, a place where they don't belong.

OK man, so we're gonna pull a steakhouse meatball sub next mafia game.

by OneTwoSeventeen May 10, 2019