Seleman

A boy, who is a legend and will be your bro forever never mistreat guys like Seleman!
Seleman is a nice guy everyone loves him.

English: Oh Seleman everyone loves you.
Dutch: Oh Seleman iedereen houdt van je.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Selective hearing

Selective hearing is a bit like WHEN UR DUMB ASS PARENTS call ur name and u say what and they don't say anything till u go to them.

Parent:"Jimmy!! "
Jimmy:what!!

*silence*
Jimmy:WHAT MOM/DAD!!

*Silence again
(This is literally selective hearing)

by Noxturnal February 21, 2022

Selective Bad Boy

Someone who acts like he's tough around people he knows won't be a threat, but as soon as the real threats/badboys appear - they act scared, timid and don't speak with the same aggressive energy at all.

Abdul: I thought Joey from Homerton was really about this road life, but then some yutes from Stratford turned up and stepped to him, and he went bare silent and just let them jack his chain.

Mustafa: That's cause Joey's just a selective bad boy!

by Urban Dictionnairé June 9, 2022

Selena

Selena is the prettiest girl all over the world, id kiss the floor that she walks on!!! Shes the funniest and most caring person youll ever know
If you have her in ur live uve got everything

A: who is this princess
B: ITS SELENAAAA SABAHUDIN

by Hys:$ January 25, 2023

selem

Undefined.

He's a Selem, I can't really read him but he's a pretty cool dude

by Jo-nah June 6, 2023

Selecut

offer services or good at an unreasonably lower price than colleagues and competitors to a point destroying businesses' and lives.

man i have been selecut by the jeweler next door that we are both going out of business.

Ainil: no one is buying my bags man, i spend my life savings crafting them but someone is selecutting me! am about to uninstall this shit game

Keldo : cant you just buy the selecut bags and resell them for ez profit. never mind you're already broke ill do it instead.

by Keldoris September 6, 2023

Sele School

Biggest shithole in Hertford. Full of poverty and children stuck talking in 3 year old memes. Everyone there says it's brilliant but they probably had guns in their mouths. Would not recommend

The guy goes to Sele School

by MrsPope'sLeftTricep September 18, 2023