The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for after an email is sent to accounting office staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donut standard is 1 hour per dozen.
by Athos2 November 10, 2021
Get the The Chair Standardmug. She awoke on November 1, 2020, eight months into Covid world, four years in the Trumpian alternative universe, and found herself trying to name the daze of the week, wondering how many of them until November 3, 2020, when something or nothing might change, maybe a few months or hours, who could say, and was reminded that she was back on Standard Time. It sounded so nice. She was sure it used to mean something...
by Monkey's Dad November 1, 2020
Get the Standard Timemug. STD is the abbreviation for standard. At the top corner of our mail where the stamp goes is the letters std. that’s all it means and everyone gets a standard abbreviation. Wake up everyone’s clean and healthy for life.
by Tender love January 26, 2020
Get the STd= standardmug. The double standard put a lot of red tape around what guys could and couldn't do to females, but little to no red tape around what females could and coudln't do to guys.
by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021
Get the Double standardmug. An internet meme in which any words containing a “k”, a hard ‘c’ sound, or an “s” are modified so that they now read as ‘KKK’ or as ‘SS’. KKK and SS, of course, obviously referencing the respective hate groups. Originating as a form of coded language often used by online maoists, it is now used by much of the broader population, especially on Twitter, to describe racism and far right associations within the thing that they are mentioning. Some also throw it into random sentences as a form of satire.
Maoist Standard English is often used like this:
“Amerikkka is on the decline.”
“KKKapitalism is evil.”
“RepubliKKKans want to make the handmaid’s tale real!!!”
“Fuck BoSSton KKKops!”
“The BoSSton CeltiKKKs”
“Amerikkka is on the decline.”
“KKKapitalism is evil.”
“RepubliKKKans want to make the handmaid’s tale real!!!”
“Fuck BoSSton KKKops!”
“The BoSSton CeltiKKKs”
by EvysTruth December 12, 2023
Get the Maoist Standard Englishmug. N.)
1.) A person on social media ( usually female) who takes out their anger on the opposite sex by posting the usual "tiny dick" or "men are trash" memes but is the first person in line to call you trash if you do anything remotely close.
2.) A "feminist icon" who spends all day on Facebook, Twitter, Etc, accusing men of sexual objectification and yet she's seen both Magic Mike films on numerous occasions and frequents the local male strip club on a regular basis.
1.) A person on social media ( usually female) who takes out their anger on the opposite sex by posting the usual "tiny dick" or "men are trash" memes but is the first person in line to call you trash if you do anything remotely close.
2.) A "feminist icon" who spends all day on Facebook, Twitter, Etc, accusing men of sexual objectification and yet she's seen both Magic Mike films on numerous occasions and frequents the local male strip club on a regular basis.
God damn you're such a hypocrite. You spend all day talking about "men being trash" when you were sleeping with a married man. You are the worst kind of double standard Debbie.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
Get the Double Standard Debbiemug. If perception is that you are belonging to a group that is targeted and harmed, regardless of your true state of being
Though we now know they werent a witch, the perception of the time was that they were of witches. By the bonfire standard, they were equally likely to harmed as if they truly were a witch.
by Danny Gocobe July 9, 2023
Get the bonfire standardmug.