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Joking on the Square

A diplomatic way of telling a friend their outfit sucks, their boyfriend is ugly, they need to use more conditioner, etc. by making a joke about it like you’re kidding.
Usually they will get the hint without getting mad.
Hey Megan, (laughing) man I love those jeans, I haven’t been able to find those lately, did you get them at a garage sale?
Megan: Are you joking on the square dude??
by Richfolk September 23, 2021
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Putting down the T-Square

A phrase for when a drafter has simply had enough of drafting and simply cannot manage to draft another line
Person 1: Hey bro, I need some plans drawn up for a new house we are building
Person 2: I’m Sorry bro, but I am putting down the T-Square
Person 1: Oh No! Will you ever return???
Person 2: I don’t know, maybe I will, maybe I wont. Drafting is hard work sonny
by A_Random_Tall_Kid January 28, 2022
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barse per square kilometre

the amount of barse per square kilometre, SI UNIT. related to barse vinegar
When Barry and I walked into the club in Amsterdam, the barse per square kilometre was unusally high and we only added to it.
by Johnny Donoghue June 20, 2022
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Squacky

A word that is meant to describe a person, who is really annoying but you still want to be friends with them for a reason.
Tiffany is so squacky, she let's me down all the time, but she has a lot of money.
by swagzore April 5, 2015
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Square One Mall

Square One Mall is the most depressing shopping mall on earth located in Saugus, Massachusetts.

Some stores that you can shop at are Macy’s which only old white women and overweight Hispanic women shop at, there’s also a furniture section that people forget that exists so it’s a great napping spot! The GameStop is so small that you can smell the cum stain and Doritos from the employees and customers that frequent it. There’s also Dick’s Sporting Goods that the only customers are middle aged black men with their kids. There’s also Sears that’s somehow still in business! Newbury comics that are frequented by obese blue haired virgins with daddy’s issues and don’t let it come to you as a shocker that they might be gay too!
The food court has had a family of pigeons that have been stuck there for the past 10 years with no hope to get out. You might notice the giant empty space in the middle of the food court that you would assume would be space for people to eat at which it was once, but the chairs were not removed due to COVID-19, but for the fact that too many people were fighting over chairs.
Some minor notes
The Disney store caught on fire once.
Lids sold drugs to minors.
The rat infestation.
The shitty pretzel place.
The cool but depressed employees.
Santa blocks that accidentally spelled satan.
Person 1: “Fuck man I was trying to shoot up some heroin in the furniture section at Macy’s that I got from Lids, but some pigeons from the food court came in and made me accidentally drop it”
Person 2: “That’s what you get for going to the Square One Mall.”
by MoneyJC March 27, 2021
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crush square

When a person likes a person, but that person likes someone else, but that someone else likes somebody else, and that somebody else likes the first person. And they are somehow all friends!
I was in a crush square with the person I like and two other people.
by Astr0n0va November 20, 2017
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stock up and square up

To prepare for a fight (get gear, practice, etc.) then knock motherfuckers out
"Aye, new jack! You better stock up and square up if you really gon' fight Lil B."
by FreshMoneyTheRhyme March 13, 2015
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