Spunk Mop

Small tuft of hair under the bottom lip of a male that catches any excess sperm that escapes during a blow job.

Man ,hasn't Bob's spunk mop turned grey. Do you think it is from too much sperm?

by OTY February 15, 2009

spunk bubble

a bubble of spunk. a person you conssider an idiot.

oh look at that spunk bubble

by xxxocet May 4, 2008

Spunk

Word "created" by the crazy German Pippi Longstockings. Upon hearing her say it most feel violent. (Check youtube for full use)

Pippi thought she created spunk

by MasterHig April 19, 2010

SPUNK-PUPPY

young, sexually active, usually teenage, boy used for gratification by older gay man

that lad is just a dopey spunk-puupy

by Attilla the Hump June 11, 2003

spelunker

Someone who is prone to sticking his penis in other peoples caves.

damn that rush is a spelunker

by fx August 12, 2004

Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon

As a lady is giving you a blow job, just after you cum in her mouth, punch her in the stomach. This will make her cough violently and expel "spunk" from her mouth and nose, making her look like a "Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon".

Just as I jizzed in her mouth I gave her a right good whack. She looked like a right Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon!

by Jimbomate March 6, 2011

splunch

An early supper after you have skipped lunch (therefore a combination of supper and lunch).

Hey, kids, we haven't eaten anything since breakfast because we've been having so much fun! What do you say we grab some splunch and stay 'til the amusement park closes?

by swicky November 25, 2007