Slimmed

When someone causes a major inconvenience for you due to their poor planning or forgetfulness.

Thanks for leaving that 32 oz can of beer in my freezer and forgetting about it you ass hole. It took me an hour to clean up. You really slimmed me!

by fibs September 14, 2021

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slim hopity doo

For a girl with an ass bigger than slim thick

All this fucking money bring the finer things ey slim hopity doo with your cute ass

by Nicki*sss May 15, 2016

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Slim-Nutting

The art of ejaculating, pinching the tip of your penis, and saving the rest for later.

"Bro have you ever tried slim-nutting?" "Yeah man, I did on Ashley and Martha the other day"

by NuttingEtiquette June 5, 2018

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Slim Bob Jillies

A way to describe something if it’s clean or looks good

“Yeah man, you rockin’ the slim bob jillies tonight.”
“Throw the slim bob jillies on tonight.”

by Rico Rambe August 3, 2021

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Thirty Slim Shawty

informing lover you will be with them in 30 minutes

i just hit thirty slim shawty. imma make some bagel bites and imma head back even tho the ozarks tv is occupiedo

by gurgz January 30, 2022

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Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

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