Short-balling

When a man wears shorts with no underwear in such a manner as to expose his balls to those around him (either intentionally, or unintentionally).

Hey, your brother is short-balling again. Can you please tell him to tuck it in? The ladies are getting offended.

by Sparkle Stone November 25, 2011

Short Fat

Guys who are over wieght, less than 5 feet 5 inches tall with no neck. Wear thier polo shirts with the collar popped and wear hats side ways. Are known to hang around AA and NA meetings, also are usually named Joey.

Look at this guy walking into the meeting, he is such a short fat.

by #TrustTheProcess June 1, 2018

green shorts

Slang/code name or marijuana

Yo man you got green shorts?

by jose ando October 3, 2006

Too short

A description of my pee-pee

"wow, that's too short"

"Your mum"

by Lintboiii January 4, 2020

The Short Bus

The Short Bus is the bus you see people with special needs riding on. Sometimes referred to as ‘The Sunshine Bus’.

“My brother rides on the short bus, he’s got severe autism.”

by ratboii June 14, 2018

short-eye

Synonym for pedophile.

Obverse of muther fucker.

One who should be executed with a hot clothes iron slowly over 10 years.

(Note: Should NOT be confused with sho-tay or shorty)

"Being a short-eye is one of the lowest criminal profiles, even the worst convicted prisoners loath pedophiles"

by zor November 25, 2003

short bus

1. A bus which is, relative to what is considered a conventional bus, smaller.

2. Used disparaginly, a bus of the variety used to transport children that is commonly held to be for people of significantly lesser intelligence or those of the "special education" classification.

You won't understand this fundamental postulate of Quantum Mechanics if you continue riding the short bus.

by Aaron May 30, 2003