zero shock

In the career of any successful trader/private equity investor, there comes a moment when the amount of money risked on single trades starts to far exceed what individuals outside of the financial industry generally handle on a year to year basis. When said trader/investor first crosses this threshold, he stands at risk of suffering from 'zero shock', as the number of zeros in the checks he writes may be more money than his father earned in a year, or in a lifetime.

Tommy wrote his first $1,000,000 check last week, to participate in a series B financing. He got a touch of zero shock as he signed the line and tore the check free. "This is the life we chose", he muttered, passing the check onwards.

by Don's Johnson June 12, 2021

comic shock

What happens when, after finding a new daily webcomic and spending a week reading the archives, you realise that there is no next comic, and you will have to wait 24 hours for the next one. Has been known to produce a catatonic states.

I got right into Sluggy Freelance, and started reading the old comics. 2 weeks later, I finished reading the archives. Man, I went into total comic shock. It wasn't pretty.

by Lee MacAulay November 8, 2003

shock collar

What we need to buy for Kincaid so he will stop being a whore.

Every time Kincaid tries to hit on Maddie, we turn the shock collar to level 100.

by someone_named_someone November 6, 2009

shock the monkey

(verb)
the same as shake the monkey but much much harder

Seriously girl, you really gotta shock the monkey before it drags you back to the German jungle.

by c. obscura December 7, 2004

Shock Treatment

Slang for ECT or Electro-Convulsive Therapy, a modern of version of the mental health procedure that hopefully shocks a patient out of their madness. It was graphically depicted in the movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" starring Jack Nicholson. The modern procedure involves sedatives and anti-convulsive drugs to prevent injury to the patient and typically the procedure lasts less than 2 minutes. Used as a last resort treatment, common side effects include memory loss.

My friend went to get Shock Treatment and now she forgets what we did together.

by ACiD PiT MAN August 30, 2010

Fox Shock

A sexual act involving the insertion of two fingers (index and middle) of one hand in the female's vagina, while placing a third finger (pinky) of the same hand in the anus. Named after an Oregon State graduate who developed the maneuver in high school, unaware that there was already a name for the move.

She was expecting the usual finger bang, but let out a squeal when I gave her the Fox Shock.

by GoldyD15 January 26, 2010

Cock Shock

When something flicks or nicks the very tip of the penis and a cock-numbing pain results, much like being electrically shocked.

When Kyle flicked Colby's tiny penis, he only nicked the tip, giving Colby a bad case of Cock Shock

by poopoo shirt May 19, 2008