Slacking

When You Get Caught Off Guard.

person - "What Happened To Eddie"
person 2 - "The Feds Caught Him Slacking"

by CUM.IN.MY.BUM May 9, 2020

Slacking

"i just didn't wan to get up this am"

Slacking: i'm not slacking i just didn't wan to get up this am

by Jas0nb March 5, 2021

Shlocking

Shlocking is the act of putting a lock in a sock and hitting someone with it.

I'm gonna go shlocking wanna come?

by CockShlocker6000 July 27, 2021

Shlanking

Hanging loosely, vicariously referring to cock and balls.

My boi John was totaly shlanking the other day, respect…

by Small Dicky September 28, 2021

Slacking and Jack

the act of putting something off (usually skipping a class) to go masturbate

Friend 1: "dude where were you? there was a math test that was 90% of our grade!"
Friend 2: "Oh I was slacking and jacking"
Friend 1: "oh ok that makes sense"

by Viperlord#0382 November 25, 2022

Shlarking

The act of slapping a weiner on someones face in hopes that they do something with it.

"I was shlarking her last night. She knew exactly what to do"

by Percyboi March 30, 2024

Shlanking

Its just Gooning but u have to keep tickling ur flopper at a consistent speed while also trying not to bust

"have u heard of the new shlanking challenge? legends say that a person can only shlank for 30 seconds before they bust"

by GUNB!RD April 3, 2024