self dunner

Any tattoo, body piercing, body art, or sharpie writing on a persons body that is so unruly and pathetic looking that it had to have been done in a drunken rage by themself

Me - yo look at that wackass tat!!

Dale - yeah man those are some fuckin self dunners or some shit

Me - Self Dunners!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAH

by francois April 28, 2005

Self-gay

The act of sucking one's own dick or pleasuring your own anal cavity.

"I'm tired of not getting my dick blown , so I'm going to suck myself off".

"Yo bro, that shit is self-gay".

by Chuchinkuchu August 18, 2017

Self-Sampling

Verb- When a person proceeds to taste or eat they’re own fluids but usually in a sexual manner.

Mark blew a load onto Dina and her face and licked it off doing a little Self-Sampling

by Murphy M. MacMurphy November 28, 2019

Self improvement

Nah I would get a lot of shit from you guys for not doing the self improvement thing.

Hym "I'm not willing to do the self improvement thing for free anymore. I'm going to need some goth booty. Or some kind of booty equivalent. Like, some asmrtist booty or maybe some hispanic cleaning lady booty. But I don't know. I just... How about this: For every 1 booty of this 👆 caliber I receive, I will do 1000 push ups before collecting any subsequent booty. How does that sound? .... On second thought, 500 push ups. I'm thinking like 100 a day and I'm just not going to wait 10 days for subsequent booty. So, 500 per booty and the genius money factory will get in shape."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

self-isolating

The excuse you give to your friends when you don't want to go out but would rather stay in and watch Netflix in your pajamas.

"Hey Karen, you wanna grab some drinks tonight?"
"Sorry, can't do it tonight, I'm self-isolating."

by Gartholomew83 March 12, 2020

self sealer

when one takes a shit and the poo is so perfect it does not need a single wipe of toilet paper. This means that your buttocks has securely sealed itself without aid of toilet paper to wipe the excrement.

Dave: wow, I just did the most amazing shit

Haley: oh really?

Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!

Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.

by golddustskies September 25, 2013

self-dater

Common in gay relationships, when the two guys dating look nearly identical.

Oh god look at those self-daters, it's so narcissistic.

by j0ry December 16, 2008