self-monkey

The act of rolling a 1-1-2 during a tiebreaker gooch roll. The result being the requirement to wear a tin foil hat while paying and carrying the breakfast order.

Ali lost the tie breaker with a 1-1-2 roll on dice resulting in the dreaded but rare self-monkey. On the way to get breakfast he refused to wear the tin foil hat and subsequently he has banned from playing in the orginal Powerex Gooch Roll and is now forced to play in a substandard game on a lower floor.

by Gooch Rider April 24, 2011

Self-believer

Believing in your own self. Other terms can be self-motivating, self-understanding or self- trust

You can achieve anything if you are a self-believer

by Writer of own June 6, 2018

Self-Sampling

Verb- When a person proceeds to taste or eat they’re own fluids but usually in a sexual manner.

Mark blew a load onto Dina and her face and licked it off doing a little Self-Sampling

by Murphy M. MacMurphy November 28, 2019

self sealer

when one takes a shit and the poo is so perfect it does not need a single wipe of toilet paper. This means that your buttocks has securely sealed itself without aid of toilet paper to wipe the excrement.

Dave: wow, I just did the most amazing shit

Haley: oh really?

Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!

Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.

by golddustskies September 25, 2013

Self-gay

The act of sucking one's own dick or pleasuring your own anal cavity.

"I'm tired of not getting my dick blown , so I'm going to suck myself off".

"Yo bro, that shit is self-gay".

by Chuchinkuchu August 18, 2017

Self Nutted

Self Nutted; *Related to the virtual act of T-Bagging an opponent or adversary on the internet, typically in online gaming or forums. In an attempt for a gay Brazilian to virtually T-bag (aka Nut or Nutted) and exert an undeniable disgrace, humiliation or dominance of knowledge, wisdom, experience, skill or insight over a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch, the gay Brazilian's attempt is completely inaccurate, unwarranted or incomplete whereby the act of "Nutting" is reversed upon themselves leading to an even greater effect than intended for their original target.
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...

*See also; Self-Nutted

In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...

Post: "You fucking ilitarate, you don't even know how to spel!"

Reply: "OMFG, you just Self Nutted..."

by Money $hot November 17, 2010

self pleasurer

A self pleasurer is a human being who you hire for a going rate of 5 cents a minute. She/he/it will grab you penis/vagina and masturbate the specific genital for you.

"Oh that self pleasurer called Savraj was a charmer," Said Henry.

by Master Bates 1000 May 30, 2016