Scratching Your Knee

A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.

Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.

by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018

Scratch and sniff

When someone scratches their privates and then sniff their fingers.

Bruh did you just scratch and sniff?

by Baller976 May 21, 2023

Scratch

Scratch is a coding website aimed for children 8 - 16 years old. It consists of drag and drop blocks that offer a lot of possibilities. The site is used to post games, animations, drawings, and more.

Person 1: AAA SCRATCH 3.0 JUST WIPED OUT HALF OF THE COMMUNITY AND EVERYONE IS GOING NUTS!!!
Person 2: new account who dis?

by The7Guy July 24, 2020

Illinois scratch and sniff

When you have your sisters underwear in your pocket while playing basketball and you sniff it before shooting

Oh yeah I made my shot after the Illinois scratch and sniff

by Paulbyrne8 April 24, 2024

Scratching Post

An individual who is not a furry and has no interest in becoming one, but interacts heavily with them (or perhaps puts up with them, depending on your PoV).

Dan's a pretty cool guy, he's got a lot of really great knowledge and wisdom of computers, and is quite active in our IT Furs Telegram group, but make no mistake he's no furry, just a Scratching Post.

by EquuiNoxxus September 29, 2025

Scratch

Scratch is a platform where you can make games, animations, etc using blocks of code.

Hey! Check out my Scratch game!

I just made a game on Scratch!

I finally finished my Scratch game!

by kimifish April 26, 2022

boner scratch

having your boner ruffled and gyrated upon by another human in some fashion, in a way that satisfies a pre-existing desire, typically accomplished through grinding.

Bro, think that girl will give me the 'ol boner scratch?

by Boner?...I barely know her! July 22, 2018