pull the wool over someones eyes

to deceive or mislead someone

They think they can pull the wool over his eyes but they can't fool anyone. (example of pull the wool over someones eyes)

by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2009

i'd take it if someone threw it at me

what you would say if there is something that is cool enough that you want...but not enough to go out and buy it

aleks: that cd looks good
me: yeah, i'd take it if someone threw it at me

by zach nann September 5, 2005

someone whos better than me

No one.

Dude 1-“You know anyone better than me?”
Dude 2-“Nah”
someone whos better than me

by Him >:) January 18, 2023

not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

A woman that is just plan ugly

Dude 1: Would you sleep with that chick?

Dude 2: not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

by kegggstand October 3, 2008

call someone who gives a shit

Don't bother me with your petty bullshit. I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass. Politer version is call someone who cares.

I think I might get fired tomorrow.
Here's a quarter. Go call someone who gives a shit.

by octopod November 22, 2003

Can you kill someone with a toenail?

A question that has challenged and crossed the minds of many but has no clear answer anywhere on the internet. I believe that, Yes you can indeed kill someone using only a toe nail.

Can you kill someone with a toenail?
Yeah Easily

by Indian Atari October 18, 2021

someone who is a piece of fucking shit

AJ
aka Alexander James is a piece of shit

AJ is the definition of a fucking joke and likes to disrespect everyone and fuck people around

Person 1: Who is AJ?

Person 2: A piece of fucking shit and is a man whore, fuck boy piece of cunting shit
Person 3: Wrong, someone who is a piece of fucking shit

by AJ slurps on PP November 15, 2019