shop daddy

one who can get any poon he wants
synonyms: shuggah daddy, and mackalacker
damn dat nigguh is one shop daddy. he gets all da woahmen.
by bdrugs February 06, 2009
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short shopping

The art of sifting through ashtrays to find partially smoked cigarettes. (Usually done when one has no cigarettes of their own to smoke)
"I ran out of smokes and the store was closed, so I went out back and did some short shopping."
by Mr. Arkade March 03, 2014
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window shopping

When one goes on Haul and spends 3 hrs looking at cute outfits.
"Gurl, I forgot to study, I was busy window shopping on Haul." ;)
by YogurlYuyu January 06, 2021
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Black-shopped

When you blackout and your subconscious takes over and before you know it you have 3 shopping bags in each hand and someone "stole" all the money in your wallet. Basically shopping and spending a ton of money and not remembering any of it
All of a sudden i was standing outside of Forever 21 and realized i just black-shopped.
by Bianca James February 11, 2011
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slop shopping

When in a pinch after last call your main choice or second option has disappeared from the bar with her ex that gave her warts or simply chose the better man, you look around and begin slop shopping.
Dude ! I know you were slop shopping last night your couch smells like cheese curds and panda shit.
by Redalert423 July 13, 2017
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Breastarber shop

A barber shop/salon that specializes in men's haircuts by exceptionally attractive stylists; usually required to wear uniforms that just happen to be on the skimpy side. Not necessarily a bad thing.
"Dude, that's a tight fade, where'd you get it?" "Oh, up at the Breastarber Shop 'round the corner." "I bet she has more schooling than Officer Smith over there." "Haha, true that."
by Darth Axxumus November 11, 2016
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The Reject Shop

The Reject shop is a shop you never go into unless you are at your last resort.

Whenever you pass it is lawful to make the joke "That is where you were born"
"Hey Dan look it's your birthplace, The Reject Shop"
by Type of person September 26, 2020
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