I was seeing this bitch for months and had a month break.
The next time we caught up, i decided to get her with the rodeo. While in the doggie, I leant over her shoulder and whispered in her ear, 'I have aids', fish-hooked her, and held on for dear life as the bitch tried to dislodge me.
The next time we caught up, i decided to get her with the rodeo. While in the doggie, I leant over her shoulder and whispered in her ear, 'I have aids', fish-hooked her, and held on for dear life as the bitch tried to dislodge me.
by TommyBoys May 4, 2006
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Due to conservation efforts in certain beaches where Loggerhead turtles go to spawn, No water sports are allowed, which resulted in the formulation of a new Loggerhead-centric sport. The Loggerhead Rodeo, this is where you collect all the turtle eggs you can (timelimits can be imposed), find a turtle each and see who can ride them for longest while pelting each other with turtle eggs! The looser makes turtle shell soup, the winner is awesome!
Dude1: Bro! wheres the jetskis at??!
Dude2: Loggerheads dont like being speedbumps yo!
Dude1: Shhiiiiit, Loggerhead Rodeo then?!
Dude2: Excellent!
Dude1&2 - Air guitar
Dude2: Loggerheads dont like being speedbumps yo!
Dude1: Shhiiiiit, Loggerhead Rodeo then?!
Dude2: Excellent!
Dude1&2 - Air guitar
by EvilNobby July 31, 2009
Get the Loggerhead Rodeo mug.When having sex with a girl you lean over and tell her you have AIDS then try and hold on for eight seconds as she tries to get away. Works best when not wearing a condom
by Kreifels February 14, 2008
Get the Rodeo mug.in a suitable sexual position with a (personal) first timer, stop, get a good grip and sincerely say, 'is this a bad time to tell you that I have ________(insert STD of your choice)?' Then stay in her as long as you can!!
‘God, you are AWESOME! I am so glad that you picked me up tonight.’
‘Well, I am awesome because I sleep around here and there quite a bit.’
‘Really? Shit, I never asked, you don’t have an STD do you?’
(Get the grip) ‘you like to French Rodeo?’
‘What?’
‘Yeah, I tested positive for herpes last week. YYEEEE-HAAAWW!’
‘Well, I am awesome because I sleep around here and there quite a bit.’
‘Really? Shit, I never asked, you don’t have an STD do you?’
(Get the grip) ‘you like to French Rodeo?’
‘What?’
‘Yeah, I tested positive for herpes last week. YYEEEE-HAAAWW!’
by coolamericanboy May 5, 2009
Get the French Rodeo mug.A style of unprotected sex in which the male will take the female from behind, and randomly in the middle of intercourse grab her by the hair (preferably a ponytail) and whisper "i have aids" in her ear. As she attempts to scream and flee the male must ride her like a cowboy rides a bull, shouting and screaming "Yehaw!" for as long as possible, until the female either escapes or is knocked unconscious.
by phaterection December 13, 2008
Get the rodeo cowboy mug.extreme donkey rodeo is when you try to hold on to a heavily overweight woman, after you get her drunk and tell her she is the ugliest fattest beastliest girl in the world while doing her doggy style, and see if you can hold onto her bucking for 8 seconds. if successful donkey punch her in the back of the head, knocking her unconscious, which tightens up all muscles, so you can finish up and leave.
Seen Melissa at the bar at closing so i took her back to the hotel inn and had an extreme donkey rodeo, wildest ride ever.
by S'ma BigD October 4, 2010
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