"Real Man":
An idiotic "standard" that humans have come up with to man some men feel inferior, and make some men, and some women, feel superior.
This is put in place because in the wild (Shy away christians) we come up with ranking systems to keep the whole pack under one rule to help the overall survival of the pack or group.
This illogical mindset has no place in an agricultural world where our main goal is no longer survival.
Mostly it is used to manipulate idiotic insecure men into doing something that they would normally not do.
Overall it's ignorant, illogical, and the sad thing of it is, is that people actually believe themselves when they say that someone isn't a "real man" unless they act the way that the insulter wants or expects them to.
This standard that they have set that they think they can (and do) enforce through manipulation, is usually completely unrealistic, illogical, and just stupid in every aspect of the concept.
Pathetic.
An idiotic "standard" that humans have come up with to man some men feel inferior, and make some men, and some women, feel superior.
This is put in place because in the wild (Shy away christians) we come up with ranking systems to keep the whole pack under one rule to help the overall survival of the pack or group.
This illogical mindset has no place in an agricultural world where our main goal is no longer survival.
Mostly it is used to manipulate idiotic insecure men into doing something that they would normally not do.
Overall it's ignorant, illogical, and the sad thing of it is, is that people actually believe themselves when they say that someone isn't a "real man" unless they act the way that the insulter wants or expects them to.
This standard that they have set that they think they can (and do) enforce through manipulation, is usually completely unrealistic, illogical, and just stupid in every aspect of the concept.
Pathetic.
You'd be a "real man" if you (insert command here).
How could you (Insert an event that the other party doesn't like.)!?!?!? You're not a "real man"!!!
Example/scenario 1:
Idiot: You didn't hold the door open for me!? You're not a real man!
Male: Oh, so a real man would be an illogical twit and waste valuable time so that you don't have to exert yourself in any way? Why are you this stupid? Because you have been conditioned as you've grown up to think this way? Pathetic
Idiot: I... you're not a real man.
Male: *already gone*
Example/scenario 2:
Idiot: You only have an 6 inch penis? A real man would have a 12 inch penis that even size queens would tremble at!
Male: Actually, the penis has evolved to be used for reproduction, not to puncture a woman's bladder so that she'll stop early, have to go to the hospital and everyone loses. You see, outside of the world of porn, women don't like penises bigger than their fists.
Plus, many women don't even want jackass men that think that because they masturbated their way into brain damage and got their 12 inch cock as a reward, that he's the big shot.
From my experience, alot of women like it emotionally, mixed with the pleasure that a perfectly fitting 6 incher would bring, instead of having a cock that would rupture the anus, and be too wide and long for a vagina.
Idiot: urr mom LOL!!!111unoriginalSHIFtfone#EONe1!
Male: the human race is doomed.
How could you (Insert an event that the other party doesn't like.)!?!?!? You're not a "real man"!!!
Example/scenario 1:
Idiot: You didn't hold the door open for me!? You're not a real man!
Male: Oh, so a real man would be an illogical twit and waste valuable time so that you don't have to exert yourself in any way? Why are you this stupid? Because you have been conditioned as you've grown up to think this way? Pathetic
Idiot: I... you're not a real man.
Male: *already gone*
Example/scenario 2:
Idiot: You only have an 6 inch penis? A real man would have a 12 inch penis that even size queens would tremble at!
Male: Actually, the penis has evolved to be used for reproduction, not to puncture a woman's bladder so that she'll stop early, have to go to the hospital and everyone loses. You see, outside of the world of porn, women don't like penises bigger than their fists.
Plus, many women don't even want jackass men that think that because they masturbated their way into brain damage and got their 12 inch cock as a reward, that he's the big shot.
From my experience, alot of women like it emotionally, mixed with the pleasure that a perfectly fitting 6 incher would bring, instead of having a cock that would rupture the anus, and be too wide and long for a vagina.
Idiot: urr mom LOL!!!111unoriginalSHIFtfone#EONe1!
Male: the human race is doomed.
by Voice of reasoning. July 13, 2010
Get the Real Manmug. 1. Regularly invading others' privacy in a strange or uncomfortable manner. To "creep" consistently. Often done on the internet via Facebook or Myspace.
2. Invading one's personal space. Based on the phrase Keepin it Real
2. Invading one's personal space. Based on the phrase Keepin it Real
"Hey what's Craig been doing all day?"
"Dude, he's been creepin' it real on Facebook for like 5 hours."
"Yo check out that guy staring at the camera, just creepin' it real in the background of this photo"
"Dude, he's been creepin' it real on Facebook for like 5 hours."
"Yo check out that guy staring at the camera, just creepin' it real in the background of this photo"
by C Wyse April 24, 2008
Get the creepin' it realmug. On the song Put You on Game by Lupe Fiasco he Gets to the Real
Rappers like Tupac, Notorious B.I.G., Nas, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco, and J.Cole Get to the Real on all their songs
Rappers like Tupac, Notorious B.I.G., Nas, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco, and J.Cole Get to the Real on all their songs
by KingAlex2012 July 29, 2010
Get the Gets to the Realmug. by BigTreece March 20, 2009
Get the Real Talkmug. A real bitch is a girl that don't care about your feelins in don't turn on her friends for nothing, and always keeping it 100•\•
by Luhmamma April 6, 2016
Get the a real bitchmug. The first part of your life that gives you the most pleasure and has the most meaning the rest of which is more or less just waiting to die. The part of your life up to college. There will be no more drugs,fucking hot women ect. and you have to say goodby to most of your friends.
"I'm graduating my real life is over. Now I will have to get married and be bored out of my fucking mind by fucking only one woman for the rest of my life. I will have to get a job I fucking hate and work my fucking butt off to raise some kids who a blame me for all the fucking troubles in there life!"
And that is an example of real life.
And that is an example of real life.
by Deep blue 2012 January 23, 2010
Get the Real lifemug. Let’s find ourselves a real whistleblower, one who will blow this whole fraudulent Ukrainian extortion hoax out of the water so I can get on with the business of grabbing some pussy and continuing to extort the American people.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019
Get the real whistleblowermug.