Real-life Troll

One who will talk shit and make another person feel bad or attempt to. They're main goal is to get a reaction out of the person they are trolling. Trolling could also be a form of payback, or retaliation to being trolled. Trolls get a thrill out of other peoples reaction and wont stop until a negative reaction is given to them. The best way to stop a troll from succeeding is to ignore them, or act passive.

Real-Life Troll : You're a virgin and you're 33 years old...You need a fucking life. Go get some sun, btw, you're whiter than a ghost.

Friend or Foe : Fuck you asshole, dick, bitch, shut the fuck up.

Real-Life Troll : *Smiles with success*

by Kid from New York August 13, 2010

Real Boobs

Boobs that have not been surgically fixed to make look bigger/smaller. These bounce better than fake boobs.

Guy: Your boobs, they bounce a lot.
Girl: Yeah, because I have real boobs.
Guy: Can I have your number?

by All boobs should be real November 19, 2010

real human bean

One who drives and stomps faces. In other words, a real hero.

Ryan Gosling is a real human bean.

by JudasPriestFireballZ July 20, 2019

real ultimate power

See wordninja/word.

My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- www.realultimatepower.net

by track-10 January 21, 2003

real job

A term used by college graduate snobs, used to convince themselves that working in a cooperation isn't a waste of time and following your dreams will get you nowhere.

I wanna be a musician and travel the world! ~Dreamer

Dude, that will never happen. Get a real job like me. ~snob

by Bobby222 June 18, 2009

real world

title picked by MTV to somehow foist the public into buying the concept that 7 strangers living in a house rent-free for months on end is somehow real.

Who drank my juice? I'll kill you all if I don't find out who drank my juice!

by Shawn E. July 14, 2003

Real Gangsta

1.- Never snitches

2.- Never turns his back on another real homie

3.- Always down for another real homie

4.- Always willing to give back to the ghetto

5.- a real gangsta stays true and keeps it real

6.- a real gangsta is aware of his surroundings

7.- a real gangsta shows love to real gangstas FUCK WHAT YA HEARD!!!!!!

real gangsta - where were u at when i was locked up!
fake gangsta - come on foe you know i have yo back!
==================================
"blast blast blast"
real gangsta - got shot
fake gangsta - was basically the one who shot him (not neccesarly literally)
==================================
a gangsta keeps it real regardless of what homie!
"keeps it real"- doesnt snitch, man's up, helps out, doesnt coward down when it comes these bitch made enemies

by Thestreetsismything June 6, 2009