Rosenberg rash

You can get a Rosenberg rash if you sleep on the mattress without a cover. You can’t imagine what goes on on those mattresses. I know what I do on them, and I pretty sure I am not the worst. You do not want to start thinking about it. First the rash starts around your ankles and works it’s way up your legs. If you get it on your dick, it means that you got drunk and tried to fuck the shower drain again.

The remedy for this rash is the same as for chlamydia and gonorea…. Diesel.
Rubb the infected area with diesel 3 times a day for 3 to 6 weeks and you should be fine.

“ What kind of rash is that on your nutsack and penis-shaft?”
“ it’s aRosenberg rash. I got it from my momma”

by svinaktig July 6, 2021

speed queen rash

A rash that develops after one interacts with speed queens too much.

Conner had to get checked after Chad developed a speed queen rash.

by ThatsaBadName July 21, 2019

Shavers rash

A word used by people who are stupid and say “shaving rash” incorrectly

Kreme - hey look at the shavers rash on my ass hole
Me - ...

by Quizlamic extremist July 17, 2019

toilet rash

Toilet Rash: When a person, usually in shorts or a skirt, exits the restroom with visible imprints of the toilet on their legs and/or cheeks.

Her toilet rash made it obvious she had spent a great deal of time in the restroom.

by Lenyo July 9, 2014

Rashed

So hot and sexy loved by everyone respects everyone and has a king personality

Rashed is so hot

by Dodnsb wujbsss November 23, 2021

Rashed

He looks like he doesn’t want anybody to talk to him but he’s a really chill guy whose always down for whatever.

You gotta be very Rashed to do that

by Poseidon1988 November 24, 2021

rash in my ass

when you see/hear something so horrible that you get a rash in your ass.

person 1: starts singing dance monkey
person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!

by queefinator4 March 5, 2023