Ranch

A term describing weed that looks very low grade but is actually high quality bud

"Yo this grass is browner than chocolate milk "

"Its friggin ranch though bro"

"Legalize Ranch "

by Doctor Esophagus September 24, 2021

hammer ranch

Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".

My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!

by Schmo mufuckin Dozer!! May 25, 2020

Ranch it

To go all in, fully commit, or dive headfirst into something with zero hesitation. No fear, no second-guessing—just full send

Oh yeah im abt to ranch it

He wasn’t sure about skydiving at first, but then he just ranched it

Ant no way, he really ranched it

by kenzeeebo March 25, 2025

ranch monkey

A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza

Shhhhhh the ranch monkey is coming

by Hide- July 20, 2018

ranch

when somethings cool or having a group of people listening to guitar it could really mean whatever you want

1. When we get back let’s ranch. 2. That car is pretty ranch.

by ranchworduser August 16, 2022

Montana Ranch Catastrophe

This was when a man got a bull on his farm and or ranch par say and it got mad cow disease and went ape shit and raped a mouse with alien bouse

Montana Ranch Catastrophe: I dont speak, I dont think I just am bulll

by Mongolian Enthusiast July 19, 2025

Hidden valley ranch

Ranch.

1. Can you please pass me the hidden valley ranch
2. do you have hidden valley ranch in the store

by vivdefinitions May 20, 2021