Ranch it down

The act of using an immense amount of ranch to make your food taste better and/or less spicy.
"Damn baby your chicken is too spicy, maybe you should ranch it down."
by hungryhippos May 28, 2015
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sky ranch

i found a sky ranch on my windshield
by meatflower1738 April 08, 2021
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dump the ranch

Something you do that turns people off from whatever they may be eying or interested in, thereby making them suddenly repulsed from that interest.
Jess: Can I have your crutons?
Jo: *dumps the ranch on her salad*
Jess: Never mind.

Jim: *looks at girl from behind* Hey she looks hot!
Larry: Watch her be a butterface.
*girl turns around, and is indeed a butterface*
Jim: Uggggh you just had to dump the ranch on it, didn't you?
by HexMaster June 28, 2008
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Corn Ranch

When your dick is covered with std's and such.
no, i heard he has a corn ranch.
by olivegarden4 August 23, 2010
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Ranch hand special

A girl that hangs out in rural bars trying to either pick up dudes or get drunk on some poor guys dollar. She's a predator.
Hey man, you better be careful. That girl is a real ranch hand special.
by BasketCase307 August 12, 2018
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Mad Ranch

When ordering food in a drive through and instead of risking only recieving two ranch by stating, "I would like a lot of ranch" you would state that you want Mad ranch in order to recive 3 ranch packets or more.
Customer : I would also like it super sized
Drive through attendant: Does that complete your order?
Customer: Yah can you aslo throw in some mad ranch?
Drive through attendant: Sure, no problem
Customer: Thanks dog
by Labuzaid July 28, 2011
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Ranch day

Person A:Her today is National ranch day
Person B:WOW!really
by Yum yum kitty June 10, 2020
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