the mayonnaise on two quarter pounders

a nice piece of ass you cant stop cumming with night after night

yo fellaz, remember the bitch from last night, I pulled the mayonnaise on those two quarter pounders

by Fat Choke May 22, 2003

"Here's a quarter now blow me"

A phrase used by myself when playing trivial pursuit. Basically meaning hey fuck you ....

Jeri:Damnit you just got the green wedge
Me: "Here's a quarter now blow me"

by ErikTheBeast February 21, 2006

Live my life a quarter mile at a time

Living life in the moment. Not worrying about things that happened in the past and only looking forward to new goals, new opportunities and new experiences.

Quote by Dominic Toretto from "The Fast and Furious 7"

"I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time, and I think that's why we were brothers. Because you did too."

by Lucky_Luke July 28, 2017

drop a quarter and call my uncle

to take a shit and make someone eat it

if he dont stop talkin shit im gonna make him when i drop a quarter and call my uncle on his asse

by t bear September 26, 2005

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?

What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

by HK Orlando October 19, 2006

quarter among pennies

Token white person within in a group of minorities.

PoPo stopped us for no reason. Sure glad we had our quarter with us. He told his boy in blue we were straight.
It's always good to have a quarter among pennies.

by Domoviyr March 17, 2016

double quarter sister

When a person is a quarter sister both on the fathers side and also on the mothers side. The result of a wife swap.
1. Adam and Bertha has Edit. Bertha and John has Anna. John and Karen has Evelyn.
Edit and Anna are half sisters on Edits mothers side.
Anna and Evelyn are half sisters.
Edit and Evelyn are quarter sisters on Edits mothers side.
2. If also Adam and Karen has Maria.
Edit and Maria are half sisters on Edits fathers side.
Maria and Evelyn are half sisters.
Edit and Evelyn are also quarter sisters on Edits fathers side.
Hence Edit and Evelyn are double quarter sisters.
And Maria and Anna are also double quarter sisters.

When Edits dad Adam swaped wife with John she got a double quarter sister Evelyn, which she has never met since Edits mom Bertha hates Evelyns mother Karen.

by pappaperake April 18, 2024