A group of people, or a single person, that acts as though they are extremely tough, and have control over everyone, but really, are just wimps. They usually occur in groups, and use each other to make themselves seem tough. Usually, all it takes is to show that your ready to fight back to scare them off if they are troubling you.
guy 1: Dude those guys were pushing me around before, saying that they were gonna beat me up if I didn't do as they told me to
guy 2: Don't worry man, those guys are puppy mafia. They aren't gonna do shit to you if you stand up for yourself.
guy 2: Don't worry man, those guys are puppy mafia. They aren't gonna do shit to you if you stand up for yourself.
by static nightmare November 17, 2011
Get the Puppy Mafiamug. In the act of sexual intercourse with the anus, or sodomy, the partner ejaculates into the anus and the receiving partner saves the semen in their anus until their next bowel movement. Effectively making a slush puppy in the toilet.
by GJ_Jerry_G August 3, 2023
Get the Slush Puppymug. The homosexual act in which the "master" places a leash on their partner. The master then applies peanut butter to his genitals, and forces his "puppy" to lick up the peanut butter like a dog until the master ejaculates on his partner's face; giving his skin a glossy, satin-like appearance.
by ballsmclong December 8, 2016
Get the satin puppymug. by Big puck puck February 27, 2020
Get the Puppy poundermug. When You Have A Guy Friend Who Hasnt shaved in a week or so, and their chin feels like that of a dogs.
by Carriyo February 24, 2009
Get the Puppy Chinmug. by Eminemfan6599 February 25, 2022
Get the Lil Puppymug. a felacious female who wants it so bad, her tongue hangs out like a puppy. in order for a female to qualify as a slut puppy, she must also be as cute as a puppy.
im gonna clean the fuck outta my bike so i can pull some slut puppies when we go downtown this weekend!
i was wearing a fresh ass Gucci outfit and when i walked into the party i looked around and all the girls were looking at me like slut puppies!
i was wearing a fresh ass Gucci outfit and when i walked into the party i looked around and all the girls were looking at me like slut puppies!
by Dante the philosopher February 9, 2009
Get the slut puppiesmug.