The Spoon Position

One of the most commen sexual stances, just like two spoons of the same size going into one another, the woman will lie down in the fetus position but legs lowered and the man will do the same, after this has happened the spoons will connect and the male "spoon" will thrust and rip the cavity's of the female "spoon". this is so commen because all these stinky woman have a spoon fetish of spoons and they get horney when eating with a spoon.

person 1: the spoon Position there doing sound crazy fun
person 2: (whispers) those dirty dirty woman

by daddy jim March 26, 2021

gumba position

A sexual position where the male is on top, laying on his stomach, and his legs streched out in a split position in tight ass mode.

Oh daddy, please get on top of me and give it to me in the gumba position

by Ishbarruci March 6, 2010

Trendelenburg Position

A sexual position where the woman's legs are straight up in the air.

After a busy night on the ambulance, I went back to my place and fucked my girlfriend in the Trendelenburg Position.

by EMS1 November 14, 2010

marshmello position

The guy doesn't like to put it in so he stuffs marshmellos in all of the girls holes while she's tied to a kitchen table leg. He jerks of to the facial expressions when he stuffs her with marshmellos.

Guy: can i do something kinky
Girl: sure
Guy ties her to a table and stuffs her with marshmellos. He starts to jerk himself.
Girl:hmsnmf
Guy: thats the marshmello position

by Loser_alert April 19, 2020

out-of-positioness

A state of being physically out of position.

His out-of-positioness impeded him from being in an advantageos position for a good angle.

by Yamon1 February 22, 2009

potation

the act of drinking, a person who drinks can also be referred to as a potator.

this weekend i plan to start my bi-weekly potation and suffer myself completely inebriated

by pookay September 15, 2010

p0sitionsdeluxe

a girl named Nevaeh
likes Conan, Ari, The Weekend, Tyler the creator, Oliva Rodrigo, and Harry Styles also claims Paulina is emo 🖤
basically a bi*ch who likes celebrities

“Oh my god! Have you seen p0sitionsdeluxe’s recent video?”

by Kittycat__13 March 13, 2022