phone hovering

The act of hanging around the home telephone, not doing much more than waiting for a "call-back" as promissed by the recorded message you left; the computer generated "we will call you back with-in XX minutes; or even if you happen to get a "live person", who states "I'll get right back to you"! Hovering or remaining near the phone so as not to miss a call, which in most cases, NEVER HAPPENS! Usually from a GOVERNMENT AGENCY, but not limited to that. A cordless phone would be a "Hoverphone"

I spent my whole day "PHONE HOVERING" to find out if my Health Coverage is in effect.

by CWFF January 16, 2014

Phone addict

When you are crazy about your phone, and you can only stare at the screen that will take your eyesight away from you. You will then block out every thing in your life that has a meaning. And you will then die a virgin.

God dammit Jesse stop looking at your phone, I swear you are a phone addict.

by Dictation Dictator January 27, 2021

Phone-wander

To walk, mope, or otherwise meaninglessly move about while talking on the phone or texting.

After he paced back and forth on the porch for the first 10 minutes of the conversation, Trevor phone-wandered aimlessly around the perimeter of the living room- softly kicking the floorboards as he strolled.

by SeeSawAstronaut December 7, 2010

hispano phone

Hispano Phone Applies to the Spanish Speaking world

Can Brazil be considered Hispano Phone ? No Because Brazil is a Portuguese Speaking Country.

by SourthernNewJerseyMexican October 25, 2013

phone hypothermia

when you use your phone while it charges and it loses battery faster than it charges and it eventually dies

stevie wonder: goddamn it, my phone contracted phone hypothermia

jebron lames: has it died?

stevie wonder: yeppy smeppy

by JLames_06 June 17, 2018

phone slave

A person whose talking and/or texting on a cell phone makes them inconsiderate of the people around them, and careless in their daily routines. Sometimes to a level that endangers themselves and others.

He almost got him by a car by being a phone slave, not looking where he was going while texting in the street.

by LeNair Xavier August 21, 2015

phone cancer

The slow death of a phone. Symptoms include freezes, loss of battery life, and broken buttons. Affects older iPhones.

"Hey, why aren't you using your iphone?"
"I can't. The phone cancer took it away from me.

by RugbyGuy78746 December 9, 2010