A Phillip is a time unit which is equivalent to 122,5 hours.
A Phillip is the time it takes for a Phillip to get a timefish.
A Phillip is the time it takes for a Phillip to get a timefish.
by Warudo July 23, 2018

A zesty pedophile who likes to take advantage of younger boys and only boys. It is also someone who has a micro-penis, approximately 3cm when hard.
by Dagisgay April 03, 2025

(Not all Phillips ofc)
A guy who isn’t even thaaat attractive (to me) and plays with other girls hearts he supposedly dosent cheat but breaks up with them after finding someone 😂😂. Phillip can’t fight and brings his sister in drama that isn’t her damn business 🤦 ♀️
Phillip is very annoying and if someone insults him he gets his so called “gang” over to the table and tried to roast them.
Phillip is also a guy who cries over a stupid comment acting like a baby.
(Only my personal experience)
A guy who isn’t even thaaat attractive (to me) and plays with other girls hearts he supposedly dosent cheat but breaks up with them after finding someone 😂😂. Phillip can’t fight and brings his sister in drama that isn’t her damn business 🤦 ♀️
Phillip is very annoying and if someone insults him he gets his so called “gang” over to the table and tried to roast them.
Phillip is also a guy who cries over a stupid comment acting like a baby.
(Only my personal experience)
Person 1: ugh Phillip has been annoying me all day trying to flirt
Person 2: well ofc he wants to date everyone .
Person 2: well ofc he wants to date everyone .
by I gtg now June 27, 2021

Is most likely a fat ass who actually likes to work. Sike that nigga lazy as fuck and can’t express his feelings to no one cause they don’t care. R.I.P his feelings
by Big heavy dick slanderous bot May 30, 2021

by popi alex March 13, 2017

Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"
is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.
Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.
At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.
Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.
Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.
At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.
Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
by BasedWannabeSurfer October 12, 2023

phillip henry hacker the fourth was an ancient prussian king who changed the national religion to that of the ancient Greeks. many historians this action to the downfall of the prussian empire. On the positive side, this man was said to have enjoyed an early version of {volleyball} that died out before its hawaiian counterpart gained familiarity.
used to describe someone who enjoys religion and obscure sports
used to describe someone who enjoys religion and obscure sports
Tony: YO, did you see that the new kid carries a bible?
Jon: No way, he was at Volleyball practice. Must be a phillip henry hacker IV.
Jon: No way, he was at Volleyball practice. Must be a phillip henry hacker IV.
by thesigman May 16, 2018
