by CGB86 May 12, 2018

One day anthony was being a smart ass bitch so Jane kissed his pecker and squeezed it with a wrench pecker smooch
by Masterpapav95 August 3, 2017

by Batboi December 23, 2020

by rawrxduwu August 16, 2018

When you are having sexual intercourse with the hole in a bird house and a bird pecks your pecker (penis) and you get a cut
Me: dude my dick hurts so bad
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse
Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse
Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses
by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

by anonymous March 17, 2021

by The_1st_killer October 1, 2017
