Patrick Johnson’ed

Verb: To steal, eat and finish something that doesn’t belong to you. Typically done behind the back of one of your colleagues.

Oi mate, I just proper Patrick Johnson’ed the shit out of those biccys.

by jonnybaldwin December 15, 2016

patrick ball

a game were you flick a pen into a gap often between gas taps fishcakes and Kris agar are not good enough for the premier league.

i just came back from playing a game of Patrick ball.

by j leafy November 29, 2016

Presenting Patrick

A meme I made up called presenting patrick (which is patrick from spongebob)

Patrick: I made my house all by my self
*Presenting Patrick presents his house (rock)*

Patrick: I made my youtube channel all by myself
*Patrick's house says "Minecraft tutorials"

by Presenting Spark January 2, 2019

Massive Patricks

A colloquialism of Doncaster for having a massive pair of man boobs.

"Matt, have you seen the size of my massive Patricks recently? I think it is hormonal and absolutely nothing to do with the amount of burgers I shove down my cake hole"

by PatrickMcBigDong August 19, 2021

Patrick Stump

the most FEDORABLE dude on teh planit.

me: hey have you heard about that Patrick Stump He's so cool!

fren : yea he's F E D O R A B L E

by Ya Boi SkinnyPenis January 5, 2019

Patrick Roy

Best Goalie in NHL History.

Patrick Roy makes an amazing save for the Colorado Avs. (if only he hadnt retired)

by Salami Domi May 6, 2006

Patrick Lalime

Decent goalie until he played for the Ottawa Senators. But now he flat out blows!

Mr.X :hey did you hear about Lalime? he tried to kill himself!

Mr.Z :no friggin way!

Mr.X :yeah he jumped in front of a train but it went through his legs!

by Paul Soucy October 29, 2004