only1swanny

A man that interfers with dogs in the worst possibly way.

He's only1swanny - he bums dogs.

by Keith Lard May 10, 2003

for your eyes only

Used to specify that something is shown exclusively for the person with whom you are talking

For your eyes only I show you my heart

by delhills May 13, 2020

only child syndrome

Only children sometimes exhibit characteristics resembling women who have their periods. This can occasionally lead to flashes of intense anger when they don't get their way or someone insults them even the slightest bit. Also, when there is dissent in the friendship ranks which they are a part of, they lash out and try to make the other friends seem more culpable and especially more gay than they are. They have an overwhelming feeling that the world is against them and they tend to ruminate a lot as well. When you factor girls into the picture with an only child, it is never a pretty sight.

Garzon (on cell): Yo man, you wanna go play ball today?
Dre: Nah man, I got work today sorry
Garzon: God Damnit, no-one ever wants to fucking do anything in this town, i hate everyone. *click*

Later that night, Garzon ruminates for hours on how Dre is such a dick.

Garzon has exhibited traits that relate back to his "only child syndrome"

by darius jones March 18, 2009

top ten things only women understand

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...

10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN

those were the top ten things only women understand, it's all so true

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) December 4, 2009

You only YOLO once

You only you only live once once. A common mistake made by people who are being a bit stupid, usually in a stressful or worried situation, causing people to forget what they were saying.

*skydiving*

Fred : Come on Bob. You've got to jump.
Bob: Well, ok then. I mean, you only YOLO once don't you.
Fred: yes...

by Paul Lombardo October 6, 2017

Only fans

A website for broke nasty sluts who suck cock and eat male ass etc.... And for gross infected fuckboys who show their small cocks to get money with their broke asses and eat expanded vagina squirting period blood

Renee:Hey Chesma I’m fucking broke what should I do?
Mia:Make a Only fans why do you think I have Aids?

by GalacticScrotum707 May 26, 2020

only child syndrome

Only-Child-Syndrome
a teenager or young adult that still acts like a self-centered little bitchbaby because they were coddled by their parents for their entire lives. These motherfuckers will get mad if you forget their birthday, or miss even the smallest of parties or events. They will likely have close relationships with their neighbors to make up for the lack of siblings. They think that they are entitled to everything and are spoiled rotten by their parents and grandparents. You will likely find them complaining or more commonly whining. They are so sheltered, they likely have little knowledge on any adult-topics and an even greater lack of social skills. Do not get involved with an only child.

(sarcasm) "I'd like to thank u all for coming it means so much to me 2 have all of ur support! Love u guys!"(end sarcasm)

why did she think we'd show up? she told us about this literally an hour before it started!

because she thinks the world revolves around her- it's Only Child Syndrome

by aud38 October 18, 2016