Slang for "hemorrhoids".
The other day I had a turd the size of Buick, you would not believe the size of my "meat grapes" after that episode.
I hate it when my "meat grapes" rub the cotton on my undies.
I hate it when my "meat grapes" rub the cotton on my undies.
by BKDinGA July 23, 2010
Get the Meat Grapesmug. Term developed after having sex with a Brazilian. Assimilating with a Brazilian Steak House (such as Fogo de Chão) and slicing her meat. Can be used interchangeably with other nationalities, races, creeds, etc.
Synonyms: Cut her Meat (informal).
Synonyms: Cut her Meat (informal).
by Captain-AV September 28, 2019
Get the Meat Slicingmug. A device that requires someone to flip a switch or depress a button. Normally placed into an serial task. To move forward an individual is required to flip or depress a button. Once done the next steps in the task can be started.
It is commonally used as a software version of a Molly Guard, a barrier to protect something from unwanted contact, especially a shield to prevent accidental deployment of software into production from automated Continuious Intergration and Developlment (CI/CD) setups. It could be inserted into any step in a CI/CD to require a human to consciously move forward.
It is commonally used as a software version of a Molly Guard, a barrier to protect something from unwanted contact, especially a shield to prevent accidental deployment of software into production from automated Continuious Intergration and Developlment (CI/CD) setups. It could be inserted into any step in a CI/CD to require a human to consciously move forward.
by EntropyWorks October 26, 2020
Get the Meat Switchmug. Post sex pussy stank you just can't wash off your cock no matter how much soap and scrubbing. Takes days to wear off. Typically encountered when fucking hoes and prostitutes. However, your old lady may have stank gash from an infection or just not bathing for several days.
Braaaaahhh what's that smell. Smells like tainted sea bass.
Just my cock and balls yo. Got a little touch of the meat stank from that dirty hoe I plowed last night.
Just my cock and balls yo. Got a little touch of the meat stank from that dirty hoe I plowed last night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017
Get the Meat Stankmug. by Johny J Fox November 20, 2018
Get the she meatmug. Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.
May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".
May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".
"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"
"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"
"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"
"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"
"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"
by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011
Get the Scooted the Meatmug. A derogatory term for a groupie, describing them as nothing more than easy sex for traveling musicians, actors, athletes, etc.
She acts like they have this special relationship but she doesn't seem to understand that she's nothing more than road meat to him.
by leo3375 March 2, 2009
Get the Road Meatmug.