slapped the couch

To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.

With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.

by Bruce Levine October 13, 2007

slap baby

Off spring conceived by dubious actions of the mother, stealing fresh sperm from her partner's used prophylactic and slapping it in her vagina.

He didn't want kids, so she got herself a slap baby.

by Clara Clayton July 21, 2016

whoopie slap

to fill up your ass with air and slap someone with it letting out a fart in the process

shane dawson said it

dude she got whoopie slapped

by idonthaveapseudonym.0 January 13, 2011

chink slap

A term used when you clown or diss an asian in any sorta way.

Tony just got a chink slap at the clubs last night.

Damn foo, did Karry just get chink slapped by that hoochie?

by Tadowta April 23, 2006

Gulag slap

Killing someone with one shot when in the Gulag fight on Call of Duty Modern Warfare.

Slayer_Elite: He's on the right next to the flag, homie.
Engolozin: Thank you my g... I'm going to Gulag slap this kid.

by ertelzway March 26, 2020

camera slap

the art art taking photos up close of a persons face without them knowing untill the photo is taken

oh my god that that is not good u got camera slapped

shall we camera slap carl,vj

you just got camera slapped

by pphillips21 October 4, 2008

milky slap

When one slaps his ejaculated penis in another's face smearing cum everywhere.

Dude, I totally gave your sister a sloppy milky slap last night.

by Ryan Huie February 13, 2005