Netted Shorts

Any kind of shorts that has a "net", or netting, inside it. It can be found in most board shorts.
The netting is used because sometimes, the elastics can show, or the boxer shorts might be longer.
It also holds your junk in place so that it won't fall out of the leg opening or bounce around. It also acts like loose briefs, so you don't have to wear underwear (if preferred).

It feels great to wear my new netted shorts without any underwear!

by Marauder04 December 27, 2009

oyster shorts

Super slinky shorts on a dude that show his testes(oysters) when he raises a leg

Holy Shit did you see those oyster shorts on Coach Hester!

by ChasterChastain February 14, 2009

green shorts

Slang/code name or marijuana

Yo man you got green shorts?

by jose ando October 3, 2006

The Short Bus

The Short Bus is the bus you see people with special needs riding on. Sometimes referred to as ‘The Sunshine Bus’.

“My brother rides on the short bus, he’s got severe autism.”

by ratboii June 14, 2018

Too short

A description of my pee-pee

"wow, that's too short"

"Your mum"

by Lintboiii January 4, 2020

short-eye

Synonym for pedophile.

Obverse of muther fucker.

One who should be executed with a hot clothes iron slowly over 10 years.

(Note: Should NOT be confused with sho-tay or shorty)

"Being a short-eye is one of the lowest criminal profiles, even the worst convicted prisoners loath pedophiles"

by zor November 25, 2003

short bus

1. A bus which is, relative to what is considered a conventional bus, smaller.

2. Used disparaginly, a bus of the variety used to transport children that is commonly held to be for people of significantly lesser intelligence or those of the "special education" classification.

You won't understand this fundamental postulate of Quantum Mechanics if you continue riding the short bus.

by Aaron May 30, 2003