Jesus answers the calls. He gets dicked down. He’s sexy. His wife and him have children called hatchlings. Praise this glorious man, or you will go to da grave
Person: I don’t know what to do
Person 2: O praise o praise this glorious man, o praise o praise this Jesus Dan
Person 2: O praise o praise this glorious man, o praise o praise this Jesus Dan
by liltoast October 28, 2019
A government sponge who doesn't do anything with his life except hide in a room like Howie does in a closet from the benchwarmers movie.
You don't wanna be like Dan Ross. He has a dog that he lets shit on the floor to go green and stink up the room. His mum got fucked by a guy named Nial his own age while he slept on trash bags in the room next door. The girl he fancied named Laura had a 3-sum with his mum Lorraine and a guy named Craig while he listened like the beta cuck fuck he is.
by Dat_Fuze August 20, 2019
Grundle Dan is a name that actor and Smosh Cast member Shayne Topp (@supershayne on twitter) uses as a joke and is mostly used for vulgar purposes
by SSshshshshshshshshdhidfofogjko November 30, 2017
An inconceivably terrifying man that Strong Bad has to egg (for good reason). He can be seen by clicking on “Kewpie Dan” when Strong Bad shows you his list of people he has to egg on www.homestarrunner.com/halloween2001.html
Kewpie Dan is shrouded in mystery. All I know is that he is somehow connected with fangs (see his picture).
by Witches Brew September 28, 2003
by Jordan Piercy October 19, 2007
Lmao I did for myself 😎. Bao Dan is probably, as in there's a like 99.99% chance, she's Vietnamese. She's hella dumb, likes to dress well, except for some days....das it? She's also a stereotypical asian👌
by depression_back_off December 03, 2019
An absoloute idiot towards everybody in the discord community and bullies people for emojis.
Most of the time he’s just busy either pissing on his mum or jamming his bits into a fire alarm.
Most of the time he’s just busy either pissing on his mum or jamming his bits into a fire alarm.
by IamSexyShaTaTa July 16, 2018