Zoom and Shroom

Getting baked while on a large company meeting.

"Kev, I'm on a Zoom and Shroom. Let me call you later!"

by Jony Mike December 22, 2022

/Zoom

When people are constantly repeating the same word and won’t stop even when you tell them to.

“Oh my gosh Tom won’t stop /zooming me.”

“Ugh, I hate it when people /Zoom me.”

by Wolfthunder550 January 12, 2018

/zoom

Basically, in the December of 2017 Jacksepticeye created the STC stream and Overnight watch which caused the world to create two shifts (the American and the European) basically during these shifts people thought commands might work so they started typing /ZOOM and it became a meme.

"Maybe you should /ZOOM in on something."
or just
"/Zoom Kitchen"

by someone.on.the.internet January 01, 2018

Mute the Zoom

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

by October 21, 2020

Zoom to zoom

A condition where one's schedule is full of back-to-back with web conference call

My schedule is zoom to zoom today.

by tangyslice May 12, 2020

Random Mouse Zoom

When you're on a laptop and you try to move the mouse on the pad and it randomly zooms the fucking thing to like 200% zoom.

Trying to read something on your laptop and it does a random mouse zoom and you can't read the fucking thing.

by Carl Junior Burgers January 17, 2014

Moon Zoom

a really gay dude who likes to suck dick and rides it like theres no tomorrow

Damn! That guy is such a Moon Zoom

by Gravysauce99 October 21, 2024