Mute the Zoom

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Zoom

The act of using the app "zoom".

When can you zoom?
Are we zooming tonight?

by blahhhhhhhh123456778 May 31, 2020

multi-zooming

the practice of using Zoom meetings to accomplish household tasks, work in other tabs, or engage in communication not related to the Zoom meeting

I think I'll do some multi-zooming and get all my laundry folded during my 9:00 meeting today.

by Jill Bystrom December 9, 2020

ZOOM

Getting out of the room

Kate: sorry bob gotta ZOOM

by the big GAYYYYY February 21, 2019

zoom cuck

The highest level of cuck. When your girl/partner doesn’t even want you in the room/building/zip code. You sit in a cuck chair elsewhere and watch the action via zoom/FaceTime.

Zach is so pussy whipped and his gf knows this. She made him be a zoom cuck and he tunes in every time as ordered.

by PuffyRI February 6, 2023

Zoom Closet

It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.

Can you jump on this Zoom call with us later to plan the party?
Nah, I'm in the Zoom Closet!

by Tino Orbaega February 2, 2023

zoomed

fatigued, exhausted

After a full day of staring at a computer screen, I was so zoomed. I couldn't keep my eyelids open.

I used to have so much energy, but ever since we went into quarantine lockdown, I just feel zoomed all the time.

by gatsbygirl506 March 7, 2021