Timmy: Ray Rice wouldn't have these problems if he knew about the Chocolate Pinnocchio."
Alex: My bitch was running her mouth last night. One Chocolate Pinnocchio later and that ho made me a pot pie.
Timmy: Pot pie and a stank ass nose. That's how I control my bitches. I don't need no damn elevator.
Alex: My bitch was running her mouth last night. One Chocolate Pinnocchio later and that ho made me a pot pie.
Timmy: Pot pie and a stank ass nose. That's how I control my bitches. I don't need no damn elevator.
by Monkeyballs1277 September 17, 2014
Get the Chocolate Pinnocchiomug. Jack was pounding Jane in the ass when all of a sudden he felt a warm sensation on his penis. when he pulled it out he saw a shit covered his dick.
"Damn it a chocolate Popout."
"Damn it a chocolate Popout."
by JPrice1 July 25, 2009
Get the Chocolate Popoutmug. I was banging my girl last night anally, I came in her ass, she farted and that cum went all over the wall making a chocolate volcano.
by Kmach17 January 14, 2017
Get the Chocolate volcanomug. When you take an odinary cup of hot chocolate and add shot of hard liqour. Usually used on cold winter days when the prospects of driving to work are bringing you down.
"Oh man, it was so cold outside, I froze my ass off on the way in!"
"Should have had some shot-chocolate!"
"Should have had some shot-chocolate!"
by Redcon P February 18, 2009
Get the Shot-Chocolatemug. When having anal sex with another human being, and fecal matter happens to come out on the tip of your penis.
"Man, I was having so much fun with Maddy, but then something went entirely wrong, and I had a chocolate tip."
"Oh, you didn't tell me you had shit on your dick? I'm so sorry that you got a chocolate tip..."
"Oh, you didn't tell me you had shit on your dick? I'm so sorry that you got a chocolate tip..."
by Le_Ginge February 25, 2017
Get the Chocolate Tipmug. by Realfluffy20 April 3, 2021
Get the Chocolate Telescopemug. by 6hrs on the toilet October 9, 2016
Get the Chocolate bidetmug.