ass noodle

One who noodles asses. A common variation of turd snatching.

John likes to have his ass noodled while playing WoW.

by Nigga Nate, Big Thug, E. Hewrty & Love Bunny July 11, 2006

Noodle Brow

When a person has the arch of their eyebrow resemble a macaroni noodle. This occurs achieved when the individual uses the over pluckage technique.

Phil: Hey did you see that girl Monique, whats up with those brows.

Colleen: She crazy over plucks... she had insane noodle brow.

Phil: Someone needs to tell her to put those tweezers away.

by spencer sparkle December 3, 2009

Heady Noodle

What people do at pseudo-hippie concerts. Sometimes confused with grand-mal seizures. Spinning around, combined with wild arm gesticulations = HEADY NOODLE.

Mom: Son, do you know how to dance?
Son: Hell no mom, but I do a sick ass Heady Noodle at all the Disco Biscuit shows.

by Lonnie Jenkins Stabone April 16, 2011

ugly noodle

Someone who is ugly and insignificant.

Jessica isso clingy she is such an ugly noodle.

by king.lamp March 28, 2015

Dirt Noodle

Literally just a worm

Its not a worm its a DIRT NOODLE

by Maxaroniandchease November 15, 2018

Noodle King

An asian guy who loves noodles so much, that he is called the Noodle King

Eg. Derck: “Yo my Nigga you see the Asian guy”

Jake: “Yes my Nigga, I see him eating a shit ton of noodles, I think he should be called the Noodle King

by A Asian Guy November 24, 2018

Jacuzzi Noodle

When a stream of water catapults up your butthole damaging the frontal lobe of your brain rendering you helpless.

Jim: Does anyone know why Travis has been out so long? He's missed a lot of work.

Banessa: I heard over the weekend his brother pushed him in the hot tub and he got a Jacuzzi Noodle.

Jim: Praying for a speedy recovery.

by Clo_d0n April 18, 2018