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Noah

A Noah usually doesn't have the best taste in women but has beautiful eyes and a terrific smile and is very handsome and knows how to brighten your day.
normally tells jokes and tries to catch your attention he will bother you in classes and distract you if your sitting by him,or even partners with him.
Noah has a great scene of humor and he will never let you down.
1"omg is that Noah "
"yeah"
1*girl faints*
by mypotato1000 February 24, 2019
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Noah

A simp or a furry and thats about it
1. Noah just fell for an egirl in lego city HEY!! build the furry patrol and burn the heretic! New Noah patrol from LEGO city
by pro memer February 20, 2020
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Noah

A candian man who constantly beats his dick to hentai and plays fortnite with traps. Is from Canada but now is an American fuckboy with sideburns and off-brand gucci.
American
"That is one icy nigger right there."

Canadian
"Keep him we don't want him anymore."

Noah
"Nigger"
by An_American_AntifaMember March 13, 2018
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Noah

NOAH. Where do I start. This guy is very stupid at some times. Not the academic stupid he is very smart when it comes to school work. He just does STUPID THINGS. Like running into walls or falling into bushes. Sometimes he will run into poles while walking cause he is just that stupid. He also doesn't have many friends, but he has a small friend group that includes his best friend which is usually a girl. He also has a few other friends and that's it. He has social anxiety, but really likes to sing. He is also very sporty. All Noah's I have meet play soccer or do some sort of running sport. Noah's are great people. They are easy to talk to, but are VERY sarcastic. The sarcasm jazzes up the conversation. They have stupid but funny jokes. Find a Noah.
NOAH is a great guy. Watching him do stuff makes me laugh.
by Waka Waka Pacman June 13, 2019
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Noah

Girls one: he looks gay
Girl two: he must be a noah
by J_O__M_A_M_M_A October 27, 2019
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Noah

He’s is a smexy beast that will take your bitch from you with a click of his finger don’t get in his way he’s stronger than you think and any girl that rejects him will regret it in the future because of how smexy he is
Noah is king sexy
by King sexy boi June 18, 2019
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Noah

A guy who eats pizza with cum on it, and chocolate milk that people dip their sweaty balls in.

Also a guy who dickeats your wrestling coach named Bru.
That dude need to stop dickeating coach, he’s such a Noah.
by Chilli cheese dude January 27, 2018
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