Definition 1: While in a exited or disgusting mood and/ or feeling, the mans testicles or the womens clitoris, is so sticky, slimy, and vinegary, that there is nothing that will not stick to them.
by Dick muncher 246 January 9, 2011

They say if you put five pieces of tuck tape to your pillow then go to bed tuck tape Tracey will come and put two pieces of tuck tape on your pube hair and rip them off
by Planteis pickles February 9, 2019

A high level of being fucked; especially used when you feel surrounded or stuck to whatever is screwing you over.
Dude, I forgot my history binder at school; I have a quiz and an essay due tomorrow. I am so fuct-taped.
by Jordan K-M October 29, 2009

A cassette tape that is left in an old-school tape recorder, so that when someone needs to fart, they press the record button right before they fart, fart into the microphone, and then press stop after the fart is completed. When the fart tape is played back, it is a compilation of multiple, various farts that have been recorded over time. The more people who contribute to the fart tape, the better.
by electricalparade June 6, 2024

by The carpet creeper June 20, 2022

You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!
mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.
by bobo_the_hobo6 January 31, 2019

by Chief long straw January 12, 2025
