This is the masculine realm of the friend zone. She wants to be friends like one of the guys? Well here’s how that goes down.
1. We will come over at random hours of the day to crash on the couch and raid your fridge.
2. When I do a crime, you have bail money.
3. You ask me if I want to grab a bit or eat to drink. You’re buying. Look your just buying overall till informed of that come up I’ve been working on.
4. You will hook us up with your friends, sisters, cousins, and any female you may know. Even your mom may get the stiff one if hot enough.
5. I am not your kids uncle. This is in case we smash. Last thing you need is kids saying your smashing their uncle.
Really, we become that douche bag you’re friend zoning us for. Y’all just don’t understand some of the blood, sweat, and tears we have gone through with our friends. Trust me, you don’t want that in your life. The Bro Zone is the safest bet.
1. We will come over at random hours of the day to crash on the couch and raid your fridge.
2. When I do a crime, you have bail money.
3. You ask me if I want to grab a bit or eat to drink. You’re buying. Look your just buying overall till informed of that come up I’ve been working on.
4. You will hook us up with your friends, sisters, cousins, and any female you may know. Even your mom may get the stiff one if hot enough.
5. I am not your kids uncle. This is in case we smash. Last thing you need is kids saying your smashing their uncle.
Really, we become that douche bag you’re friend zoning us for. Y’all just don’t understand some of the blood, sweat, and tears we have gone through with our friends. Trust me, you don’t want that in your life. The Bro Zone is the safest bet.
P1: Hey, wyd wya?
P2: Chilling at the “Bro Zone”. Watching the house while Kate is at work.
P1: Word....you smash that yet?
P2: Yeah, and the bag of chips in the kitchen. Sipping a juice box and about to roll one up.
P2: Chilling at the “Bro Zone”. Watching the house while Kate is at work.
P1: Word....you smash that yet?
P2: Yeah, and the bag of chips in the kitchen. Sipping a juice box and about to roll one up.
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John: You, my friend, have just been thrown into "The Coworker Zone".
John: You, my friend, have just been thrown into "The Coworker Zone".
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In laymen’s terms, you serve as a woman’s gay bff because there aren't enough homosexuals for the entire female population.
Definition from the 'The Friendzone & How to Know if You are in the Friendzone' from A Swaggolina Story
In laymen’s terms, you serve as a woman’s gay bff because there aren't enough homosexuals for the entire female population.
Definition from the 'The Friendzone & How to Know if You are in the Friendzone' from A Swaggolina Story
Greg: 'Hey Suzie, want to make love?'
Suzie: 'No, you're decision to wear socks with sandals repulses me. I'm placing you in the Friend Zone until further notice'
Suzie: 'No, you're decision to wear socks with sandals repulses me. I'm placing you in the Friend Zone until further notice'
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