nasty mohican

After blowing a load in a female's ass from behind, swipe the shit/cum mixutre on your palm and then tommahawk chop her on the front of the head. Slowly pull your hand back across her head then donkey punch her. Notice the lovely mohawk resulting. Hoop aloud with your clean hand.

I celebrated Thanks Giving by giving my loved one a Nasty Mohican.

by moobak August 23, 2004

big nasty

Any mixture of various foul alcoholic beverages and/or liquors which is more revolting than the sum of the individual components.

After losing the bet, I had to chug a Big Nasty.

by glenn hayes September 30, 2003

Nasty D

You are having sex with a girl and she is on bottom n when ur are about to ejaculate u pretend u did it in her.... but NO! as she lookes down to see if you did u shoot ur load in her eye n run.

Holy Shit! This girl is never gonna talk to me again.
Why not?
Cuz I nasty d'ed her in the eye

by Derrick McDaniel December 8, 2004

Nastygram

An angry letter, email, or note that expresses a person's distaste or disapproval for you.

After calling Cindy's house at 2am her parents sent my parents a nastygram.

by The Official Pussy Monster June 21, 2009

nasty

Smutty, pornographic and erotic (the height of base sensuality.)

"I'm his nasty girl" or "I'm nasty for you right now baby."

by Urdesire January 8, 2008

bag nasty

Typically, a female who makes the conscience choice to be more stuck up than she is attractive; therefore neutralizing any positive attention from the opposite sex. Also, a female participant of an M.C.J.R.O.T.C. program.

Yo Hero, there goes Bag Nasty.

by NavyHero March 26, 2008

nasty nasty puss

The type of pussy you see on old women you are forced to do gynaecological examinations on, but heaps don't want to.

JJB: I've been doing pelvic exams all day. That's some nasty nasty puss.

by ApexB September 25, 2005