moist pussy wad

the grossiest three words you can think off....

and then there is vaginal psoraisis....

and then anal queef.

moist pussy wad; what you have.

all three of those are what you have.

by kris j. August 25, 2008

Moist Polar Bear

Having to wear a sweater drenched with the baby batter of a hundred frat guys

Kyle lost a game of poker so now he has to perform the "Moist Polar Bear!!!!"

by Corey Jackson August 19, 2008

Arab moist towel

When you cum into a bucket till it's full put it on a towel, while you doing it doggy style wrap the towel around your partner and waterboard them and yell "tell us you secrets"

Jim: ya me and Amy did the Arab moist towel last night.

Bob: really did she tell you her secrets?

by Twitter.com/BluSaiyan December 22, 2018

Moist Boi

Moist Boi is a noun for a salty swimmer.

John is such a Moist Boi after he lost the fly.

by GottJaeger February 7, 2018

Moist n Saggy

A phrase referring to a time-worn pussy that has become low-hanging and swamp-like in result of prolonged exposure to un pene sucio de mexicano (a dirty mexican penis)

Wow! If it wasn't for that Moist n Saggy, I might never have attempted a furry helmet on her ass.

by Rusty Trombone April 6, 2006

Moist Pound Cake

A term used to describe a horny Pussy.

MOIST pussy
POUND pussy
CAKE pussy

Did u hit that moist pound cake?

by UmuHitDatFoSho April 21, 2010

Sufficiently Moist William

A more proper way of saying wet willy.

John: Would you like a wet willy?

Adam: Hell no!

John: Would you like a sufficiently moist Willam?

Adam: A what?

John:*gives sufficiently moist William*

by NGMMSB February 12, 2018