mini cooper

A person of the female persuasion who is much smaller physically, much like how the minicooper car is much cmaller compared to other automobiles. This small size of the female compared to the male makes for very exciting possiblities during sexual intercourse because of the ease with which the female could be manipulated. The mini cooper S is much the same but for perhaps a smaller size and more attractive than the normal version.

Eva Longoria, 5'2"
Eva Longoria is a mini cooper.

by supag January 1, 2006

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mini skirt

the sexiest skirts in da shops! da boys will go crazy!!!!!!!

the nxt stage up will be pvc skirts and den ul b well on ur way to b a slot

by stefnie May 13, 2005

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Refueling the Mini

Feeding the baby

In an instant message. "Refueling the mini." (I am feeding my baby right now.)

"His wife was at the office, and he was refueling the mini."

by Urban Wordier March 4, 2009

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Mini-Boned

When u have a boner, but its small, and EXTREAMLY hard. Unlike a regular boner when its EXTREAMLY big. So if u have a small boner thats really thick and hard, you are mini-boned

1. "dude i was sooo mini-boned last night"
2."I got mini-boned"
3."because i was mini-boned my girl couldnt jack me off"

by bob villa November 29, 2003

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Mini Cooper

Getting fisted ever so gently by a midget similar but not to be confused with the minivan. Often hard to obtain since midgets are shy but easily obtainable for the right price.

Josh:Jen and I saw you come home with a midget last night did she give you the good old mini cooper?

Jimmy: Why yes. I did receive that rare delicacy and was able to obtain the best orgasm I've ever had

Josh: So who you voting for?

Jimmy: Id appreciate it if you didn't ask a personal question like that. Im trying to tell you how I got fisted by a midget

by slippyfistfez January 26, 2014

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