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Landon

Landon is the most “hard” core gamer ever trash talks a lot loves his dog names snoopy enjoys Pokémon and talks a lot has a good personality and is a vibe
Omg it’s landon I want his dog
by Lincoln Murray November 20, 2020
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Landon is the prettiest boy you’ll ever meet he has big hazel eyes that you’ll get lost in a handsome smile and he’s super funny but he’s short and a basic white boy but that doesn’t matter his friends are assholes (especially his bsf) but he’s the opposite he’ll be there for you when you need him he’s kinda a dry texter but he’s not a dry person he’ll be the best boyfriend you’ll ever have
by Unpluggedoutlet February 6, 2025
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Most Landon’s usually smell good but the Landon I know smells BAD, like super stinky. Once you walk into Landons room (the one I know) you instantly want to walk out and leave the area, his room mainly smells like cheese and farts. (Rip that chair)
Someone: dude have you been in Landons room ?
Someone 2: no why?
Someone: IT STINKS BAD
by JazzRatazz October 29, 2021
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A dirty Landon knight

A dirty Landon knight is when you take a wooden sword up your buttocks over and over till you get splinters up your ass
Tyler: yo bro I just pulled a dirty Landon knight and had to go to the ER for the splinters
by Don’tcumonme March 20, 2024
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Landon is the closest thing to perfect. Athletic body, Great eyes, hair and aura.

Extremely popular and very well liked by most. If someone does not like him - they will hate him. He is a very peculiar person who keeps people wondering what his next move is, extremely business smart, very good at getting what he wants, and extremely persuasive and responds well in times of emergency. People are often jealous of his looks and personality. Landon is a person who goes to all parties but still likes to remain exclusive. Landon(s) will go above and beyond to deal with a threat, taking action immediately. Success is always available for a Landon.
Landon is Perfection
by gypsygirl1999 November 23, 2021
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A person who has no brain and doesn’t know what he has until it’s gone and can’t get over his ex
by .ggGio December 10, 2024
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Amazing, Sporty, Strict parents, funny, outgoing, daddy
Landon is sexier than you
by anonymous May 17, 2022
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