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Come on Kurt

The ultimate family fantasy trophy is named after the most common saying of a beloved Aunt who passed a few years ago.

In true family spirit- having fun with fooling around and busting balls to build comradery, the team managers decided to create an acronym for the “Come on Kurt” Trophy and play the annual seasons for the “COK.”

It is the most prized trophy of any and all fantasy football leagues.
Player 1: “Thanks to Scott, who was the first champion of the SFFL, for his selfless dedication to aunt Margie, declining the right to name it after him for being the first winner.”

Commish: “The Come on Kurt” trophy will now be named the “COK.” Fran will still never win it though because his team always sucks!

Player 2: Yunkle Terry always cheats because he wants to get his hands on the COK!

Player 3: Timmy will always be tricking the guys into fighting hard for the COK because it’s funny as shit!
by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023
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KURT

A Kurt is a dark skinned American with super dark skin
. Hey that guys a Kurt . He had the completion of a Kurt
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Kurt

Kurt is a australian word meaning a mixture between good and cool. It is a compliment of the highest regard and upmost respect.
It originates from western victoria, Australia.
And has been used throughout NSW and NT, mostly in small outback towns.

Likewise the word Un-Kurt means the opposite most likely used sarcastically. Being bad and not cool and un popular.
"Wow, Kathy looks so kurt right now."
"That movie so kurt!"
"That was very un-Kurt of you!"
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Kurt cock-bain

Someone who kills themself while singing smells like teen spirit by Olivia Rodgers
IS THAT KURT COBAIN? No that's a Kurt cock-bain
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Kurt

Kurt is a coffee date king.
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ali kurt

He’s a little short kid who can’t spell. He’s good at soccer but sucks at everything else
Look it’s Ali kurt looks like he’s about 4 feet tall
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Dirty Kurt

When your out with someone and when they go to the washroom, you cum in their drink and rub your balls over their straw, then proceed to finger yourself in the ass, and put your fingers in their mouth.
Yo bro, I was on a date with a hot chick last night, and I did a dirty Kurt to him. heheheheh hahahaha
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