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Come on Kurt

The ultimate family fantasy trophy is named after the most common saying of a beloved Aunt who passed a few years ago.

In true family spirit- having fun with fooling around and busting balls to build comradery, the team managers decided to create an acronym for the “Come on Kurt” Trophy and play the annual seasons for the “COK.”

It is the most prized trophy of any and all fantasy football leagues.
Player 1: “Thanks to Scott, who was the first champion of the SFFL, for his selfless dedication to aunt Margie, declining the right to name it after him for being the first winner.”

Commish: “The Come on Kurt” trophy will now be named the “COK.” Fran will still never win it though because his team always sucks!

Player 2: Yunkle Terry always cheats because he wants to get his hands on the COK!

Player 3: Timmy will always be tricking the guys into fighting hard for the COK because it’s funny as shit!
by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023
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KURT

A Kurt is a dark skinned American with super dark skin
. Hey that guys a Kurt . He had the completion of a Kurt
by Sn831 June 2, 2025
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Dirty Kurt

When your out with someone and when they go to the washroom, you cum in their drink and rub your balls over their straw, then proceed to finger yourself in the ass, and put your fingers in their mouth.
Yo bro, I was on a date with a hot chick last night, and I did a dirty Kurt to him. heheheheh hahahaha
by anonymous March 28, 2024
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Kurt Cobain

also known as Kurdt Kobain, Curtis Cobain, Curt Cobain, and Mr. poupon; Kurt Cobain was an amazing musician who wrote amazing songs like “Sappy”, “Polly”, and “Something In The Way” and inspired many musicians. Though he died in 1994 because of unknown reasons (COURTNEY LOVE), his music and legacy will live on forever.
Kurt Cobain is sick, bruh.
by MemeSenYT July 11, 2019
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kurt

Kurt. Some people may even call him Kurtis the Turtis.

Others call him the dreamy guy that everyone wants to be with, even though he only cares about irrelevant things such as skating and making lewd noises during class.
Simply put.... He's the idiotic sk8r boiii that you typically find in high school.
Girl 1:Omg is that Kurt?
Girl 2: Yeah it is. Isn't he cute!
Girl 1: Yasssss gurrl. What. A. Guy.

Girl 1: Is that the skater guy that you're always talking about, Melissa?
Girl 2: Yeah, it is. What a cunt.
by Chezzelly August 22, 2017
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"Sure Kurt"

It is a response given to someone who is telling a story which is too outlandish to be true.
"Dude, the snow drift was all the way up to the peak of the roof of my dads two story house. So I jumped it with my snowmobile." Appropriate response; "Sure Kurt"
by T-Dog. The countryboy pimp. April 11, 2009
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Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby

Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby” is a sentence which automatically gets bitches to hop on that meat stick.

Try it!
You: “Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby!”
Girl: “I wanna fuck you so hard your weenie falls off”
by okin June 11, 2022
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