literally the stupidest human being on earth. all hes into is sticking his 2 and a half inch dick into any passing asian. or computer. he likes fucking guys and eating his own shit. hes also rumored to have a barrel ass.
by le gugala March 02, 2005
The hottest, nicest, and best worship leader ever to exist. Any girl that meets a Kurt Hartwell will automatically fall in love
by leah miller January 31, 2021
Dude when I got drink last night I Kurt Kobained myself. It was awful
Kurt Kobaining - Blowing ones own load on their own face.
Kurt Kobaining - Blowing ones own load on their own face.
by Richard Slammer November 21, 2015
An awkward dance that has NOTHING to do with Kurt Cobain. Defined by 2 awkward individuals residing in Sydney.
by Wafflegoddess October 17, 2012
When your out with someone and when they go to the washroom, you cum in their drink and rub your balls over their straw, then proceed to finger yourself in the ass, and put your fingers in their mouth.
A different take on Russian Roulette where you and four others load live shells into a shotgun and one by one everyone points the gun at themselves and fires
by DudeWhyBRUH December 28, 2024
IS THAT KURT COBAIN? No that's a Kurt cock-bain
by Wash ur eyes June 28, 2024