Dirty Kurt

When your out with someone and when they go to the washroom, you cum in their drink and rub your balls over their straw, then proceed to finger yourself in the ass, and put your fingers in their mouth.

Yo bro, I was on a date with a hot chick last night, and I did a dirty Kurt to him. heheheheh hahahaha

by anonymous March 28, 2024

kurt

Kurt. Some people may even call him Kurtis the Turtis.

Others call him the dreamy guy that everyone wants to be with, even though he only cares about irrelevant things such as skating and making lewd noises during class.
Simply put.... He's the idiotic sk8r boiii that you typically find in high school.

Girl 1:Omg is that Kurt?
Girl 2: Yeah it is. Isn't he cute!
Girl 1: Yasssss gurrl. What. A. Guy.

Girl 1: Is that the skater guy that you're always talking about, Melissa?
Girl 2: Yeah, it is. What a cunt.

by Chezzelly August 22, 2017

Kurt

A squeamish little bitch who enjoys too much video games and not enough outdoors. He aspires to do something with his life one day but we all know it will never happen.

This is my friend Kurt

by shdjdjdjksksksisidjjdjsjsjdjdj August 31, 2025

Kurt Tocci

An Internet comedian, photographer, and actor, known for his work with the comedy group "Smile Squad" and subsequent solo career after he became disenchanted with said group. His video showing how various Disney/Pixar characters would use a treadmill, created shortly after Smile Squad effectively completely dissolved, became an instant hit and can be found all over the Internet.

Kurt Tocci is one of the few young comedians on the Internet today who are funny and creative.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 26, 2023

The Kurt Cobain Game

It’s like Russian Roulette but with a shotgun and all the shells are live

My girlfriend just broke up with me, I think I’m going to play the Kurt Cobain Game now.

by Dr. BootyMuncher January 29, 2024

Dirk, Kurt, Murk

Together, they are the "Three Dingos." They are people who enjoy cooking up little bits of things, being together, and codding all day all night.

Dirk
Kurt
Murk
Awesome

Dirk, Kurt, Murk

^^^synonyms

by Shabangola August 1, 2012

Kurt Cobain

Kurt Cobain was born on fFebruary 20th 1967. He lived most of his life in Aberdeen. Ha had a younger sister fallen Kimberly (Kim) his parents divorced when he was 9 or 10 years old, I think. He liked to sing and was very musical. He was right handed but he played guitar left-handed. He was the frontman of Nirvana with bassguitarist Kirst Novoselic and drummer Dave Grohl. He was married to Courtney Love. He got married in his pyjamas on Hawaii. His daughter's name is Frances Bean Cobain. Kurt Cobain shot himself on April 5th 1994.

Me: Kurt Cobain would have been 51 years old in 2018

by Emmasteph December 31, 2018