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Hob-Knocker

Someone who has sex with door knobs.
Did you know that Jake is a Hob-Knocker.
by Thisistheoneandonly November 5, 2021
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Drunk-knocker

That overly intoxicated person that repeatedly slaps/bumps/taps or "knocks" on your shoulder to get your attention.
My sister is shy when she's sober, but after a few beers she's a total drunk-knocker. She interrupts everyone, tapping on their shoulders saying "hey, hey, hey".
by drunk-knocker November 12, 2021
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juicy knockers

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by Shlongawang October 12, 2021
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Fart Knocker

Someone who farts in a bag then leaves it at your door
DANG IT MOM! The Fart Knockers strike again
by SAMC04 August 31, 2021
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Sausage Knocker

An individual who knocks over a vessel of sausages.
Who knocked over all of the sausages on the buffet?
Ben did, he's a sausage knocker
by EvilBoris DX August 8, 2022
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clobber-cock knockers

A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.
I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.
by grugligent November 9, 2022
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Gnome knocker

The act of shitting on a gnome in your garden while having sex.
I gave her a gnome knocker while in the garden today.
by Jaqmeoff November 20, 2022
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