Ken

Means fuck in MTL slang

Yo ksps shorty t sws ken

by Kett6970 March 24, 2022

Ken

The name of the daddy long legs spider that was originally found by Hakos Baelz.

He then disappeared and another spider showed up, getting the name Ken Junior. But Ken Jr. also disappeared before another spider showed up.

So, Ken is synonymous to a spider you can find in your house

Ey, Ken! Hey buddy?

Where did Ken go?

AAAAAAAAAA there's a Ken in my ceiling!

by ka-tan May 1, 2023

Ken

Ken is an interesting person. it’s weird because he can make you feel so loved but also make you feel so sad. Ken is a great guy and just will the right mental state a great boyfriend but he does play with people emotions not on purpose of course but still he does hurt you sometimes. Other than that one could bring you way more happiness. Even if you and ken are just friends keep close to your ken, cause I lost mine

Me:I love you ken

Ken: I love you too you are the prettiest girl in the world

by Lovely living May 18, 2022

Ken-j

The best boyfriend/husband that anyone could ever ask for

A Ken-j will treat you the best you have ever been treated

Hes funny,cute,talented and always knows how to make people laugh

Hes a good person but has been through alot but he'll still be there for you weather hes suffering on his own or not

Get yourself a ken-j not mine though

"Hey did you see Samantha had a new boyfriend "
"Yeah hes such a Ken-j"
"I know right I'm so jealous "

by Luna_0w0 May 28, 2021

ken parts

When a guys “junk” is so small, tucked, or equivalently smashed to his body, that you literally can not tell if it’s a he or a she.

Usually bicycle shorts are very telling, but I can’t tell what’s going on with his Ken parts. He looks like a ken doll downstairs.

by SlightlyAskew September 10, 2019

Ken

A male version of a karen which makes solutions for others problems that are not very good and probably annoying

Person1: wow I just got finished hunting deer
Ken: Um excuse me💅
Person1: can I help you?
Ken: are you hunting in this area
Person1: yes?
Ken: that is not allowed here this is a safe place theyre kids here
Person1: well I’m about to leave and I don’t see any kids so...
Ken: no I’m gonna put you under citizens arrest if you leave

Person1: no your a KEN

by Cosmic.sandwich January 16, 2022

Ken

Someone who is gay

Person1: bro did you see ken?

person2: yeah, they are pretty gay

by Eggs and bacon May 6, 2020