Ken Tsai

The chink with the most biggest, humongous, hung, uncircumcised dick ever.
Approximately 200 feet+ possibly longer.

WOW! Have you guys seen Ken Tsai's dick? It's so bigggggg!!!!

by Isad Garcia March 30, 2023

Ken Carson

Ken Carson is the sexiest man alive and the best rapper ever. I wanna suck his nipples and lick his chest and touch his amazing dreads. Ken Carson has the best songs ever and he's amazing, he's my daddy and fine shyt

"My favorite rapper is Ken Carson, he's so hot"
"Hey have you listened to the new Ken Carson album?"

by Kencarsonsnipples July 4, 2025

ken

male version of karen. u will always find him shopping at home depot. he will always complain if u are trying to reason with his complaining wife. ken has road rage and severe anger issues. he whips his kids with a belt if they don't listen to him.

kens wife:"my kids are in the car listening to kids bop"
ken: also listening to kids bop in the car

by lxvendar_ January 15, 2022

Pulling a Ken

Never admitting that you have lost a game of Tekken and you will not deal with it.

Ah what! I ducked that you saw it, I ducked that! Why are you pulling a Ken?

or

"aww I blocked that." Pulling a Ken I see

by jerbear340 November 10, 2010

Ken Crotch

When a man is completely friend-zoned, contains the ick, or you finally lost feelings for them and have no sexual desire for them whatsoever.

I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch

He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.

I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch

by Cajun Sparkle August 16, 2025

Ken-owledge

When Kendra knows something. Also applies to Ken, Kenneth, Kennedy, Kendall, Kenny, and nobody else.

"Hey, do you know what mx+b equals?"
"Go ask Kendra, she really has the ken-owledge"

by Ken96 June 26, 2022

Kenning

An adaptation that turns a proper noun into an adjective describing predatory behavior or malicious sexual deviance. Any time you make someone uncomfortable or push your weird and creepy sexual advances on to them in an aggressive way. Especially common to be applied to the same sex as you. Trying to convert someone into a same sex relationship they do not want to be a part of.

“Jeeze I was at the package store and saw someone violently sucking off the clerk for some nips of Southern Comfort, they were really Kenning him.

by Mrbuglegs June 2, 2022