sport junk car

its just looking like a sport car but inside its just a junk car you might be deprresed if you try it

if was used in a a junk car and then try to make it better it will still remain junk by seeing its slow speed sport junk car

by lolypop July 20, 2010

Packing Junk

Refering to an object hiding the fact that it has male genetalia.

Person A: Look at that smoking hot babe!

Person B: Careful dude, she's packing junk.

by Dr. Poprocks July 26, 2010

shadow junk

When clothed male genitals are being by sunlight and create a shadow of the persons genitals and what is now known as shadow junk

Tim and I touched Toby's shadow junk

by Catface2010 August 18, 2010

Intellectual Junk Food

Vicarious of interesting experiences through media content observation for the sole purpose of staving off boredom despite the stimulus giving no value or meaning to one's life.

(See "reality" TV)
Roe Jogan: Live your life like you're the hero in your movie write down what you want and cut out all the shit that doesn't matter.
Addict: But I can't stop spending time watching Tooster Reeth!
Roe Jogan: That's just Intellectual Junk Food and there's nothing enriching about it.
Addict: I watch it to comfort me just to relieve stress, you're too harsh.
Roe Jogan: Tough love, that's what everybody needs, me included.

by Avant Guardian August 20, 2014

butt junk

when things that aren’t poop or farts come out of your butt.

examples: hair, lint, toilet paper, or skin.

fat ol’ bob had some butt junk last night. he was itching his ass when he woke up, and pulled out a nice long hair. it’s weird, because he has extremely short hair. after lunch he went to take a nice piss, and a fart came out. he wiped his ass, and there was lint on the toilet paper. he left the restroom and had a nice ass itch, so he pulled down his pants, and there was toilet paper in his butt. he had a bean burrito with a nice soft taco, and took a nice shit. when he was in the bathroom, he found a small piece of skin in his underwear! go bob!

by omgitsme23 June 14, 2018

Dabbing Janks

British slang term for masturbation.

“Oh man I just had a great time dabbing janks.”

by toxicnerd March 8, 2019

Chunky Junkers

Meaning big tits, usually ones so big that “boobs” just doesn’t feel like a good enough word to describe them.

“woah, look at those Chunky Junkers, those gotta hurt.”

by Santoky0 November 6, 2021